Best Riddle

There was once a little boy whose parents died... So he had to live with his supervisor. On the first night, he asked the supervisor," can i touch your belly? my mom always lets me." .. so she lets him touch it . But right when he did, the teacher yelled, " Dat's not my belly!" and the boy yelled back," That's not my finger either!"

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One man shows another, the portrait of a gentleman and tells him: "I have neither brothers nor sisters, but this man's father is the son of my father."

Who is the man in the painting?






The gentleman in the portrait is the son of the man who is speaking.

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What is black when you buy it. Red when you use it. And gray when you are done with it>?



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Q.
What has seven letters.
Proceeded God.
Is greater then god.
Is more evil than the devil.
Rich people need it.
Poor people have.
If you eat _______ you will die.

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