Greatest Borat Quotes

There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.
-- Introducing Gorillaz at the MTV EMAs.
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borat: this shirt is black.................

guy: (start to talk)

borat: NAT!!! (see more)

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, ni**a. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.  (see more)

I AM A BORAT (see more)

You wanna make a sexy time?

Me and my sister had a sexy time (see more)

Very nice. How much?
(Addressing a woman in New York.) (see more)

Borat: Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. (see more)