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Marjan
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best "weapon" to use on children

if you were a parent, what would you to do discipline them? (and no, i'm absolutely NOT a parent)


total challengers: 27   
1st
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I'd invite these guys over! (see more)
 
Marjan
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 119  VOTES: 25

 

2nd
i would lock em in a room with no lights and make creepy sounds until they were scared into obedience (see more)
 
jmarshall4214
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 46  VOTES: 5

 

3rd
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net gun (see more)
 
kristietx
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 167  VOTES: 29

 

4th
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hit them with a eletronic flyswatter..HAHAHAHa (see more)
 
cheese20
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 83  VOTES: 14

 

5th
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i would invite marjan and yazerman and tell this is what happens when you get hooked to the internet and yazerman as the normal one who goes outside (see more)
 
norcal925
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 85  VOTES: 13

 

6th
dont shout, dont spank, dont hit, just mess with their heads.  (see more)
 
mport9491
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 129  VOTES: 25

 

7th
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Make them watch Boohbah for 5 minutes to freak them out . :D (see more)
 
ceegee08
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 12

 

8th
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Take away their gameboy and hit them over the head with it. Hey, it worked on me. (see more)
 
DaveO1919
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 44  VOTES: 4

 

9th
Room filled with posters that sad facts about children and/or other mindscrews. (see more)
 
SpectreBlack
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 40  VOTES: 4

 

10th
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Just sick one of these bad boys on them. actually i use threat of being sent to the crib, usually works like a charm (have to actually put him there sometimes, then he gets it after a few minutes) (see more)
 
JumpmanSF
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 100  VOTES: 9

 

11th
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I'd just bite them. You know, we, humans, have one of the hardest bites. (see more)
 
Heliostout85
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 91  VOTES: 17

 

12th
i just threaten to step on them or sit on them  (see more)
 
norcal925
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 99  VOTES: 16

 

13th
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FISTS JUST POP EM ONE RIGHT ON THE LIP (see more)
 
Gartland
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 39  VOTES: 4

 

14th
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shoot em with water.  (see more)
 
nadineclaire
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 14

 

15th
I'm not anyone's mom yet but when I whoop other people's kids, it works nicely :) (see more)
 
jadaguerre
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 142  VOTES: 11

 

16th
I would take away their IBY. (see more)
 
briankelley
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 50  VOTES: 10

 

17th
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I would make them watch the Gary Busey show. (see more)
 
phillygoose
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 55  VOTES: 9

 

18th
I'll throw you in the closet, & lock it. (see more)
 
FREESHcrg
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 41  VOTES: 8

 

19th
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I use ignorance as a weapon on my child and it drives her absolutely bonkers. (see more)
 
Naughtigrrl
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 8

 

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Comments

Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
i wish i could read that!
deidara_sempai
deidara_sempai captain
over 4 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
気色悪い!
angelahayes
angelahayes all-IBY
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
whoa lmao
iiitskristine
iiitskristine captain
over 5 years ago
re: PUNCH IN MOUF
i like all the tags you used! lol
iiitskristine
iiitskristine captain
over 5 years ago
iiitskristine
iiitskristine captain
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
LOL rockin! Thats kinda sick tho?? lol
glorycato
glorycato starter
over 5 years ago
re: Gamboy
Kids still play Gameboy Advance? Dang, how old is that thing? LOL
Gartland
Gartland starter
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
haha nice
angeiger
angeiger all-city
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
thats just WRONG! ewwwww
nadineclaire
nadineclaire HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: fly swater
LMAO!!!
norcal925
norcal925 all-star
over 5 years ago
re: invite
glad u liked it
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 5 years ago
re: invite
awe duuuuuude, so wrong, yet so right! LOL!
msmichalla
msmichalla franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
They all used to babysit me! :) lol
iooicheiooi
iooicheiooi franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!
dwaard
dwaard franchise
over 5 years ago
re: fly swater
HAHAHHA dood my pops just came back from the Philippines and brought two of these home hahhaha
dwaard
dwaard franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
hahha the the unholy trinity
Zercker
Zercker pro
over 5 years ago
re: Nuf Said!
Omg lol..that's just wrong! Funny though =) 5
Viliain617
Viliain617 all-american
over 5 years ago
michimona
michimona franchise
over 5 years ago
re: reverse psychology
worked with me.. :P lol
jmarshall4214
jmarshall4214 captain
over 5 years ago
re: net gun
another good option especially if u have many kids lol 5
jmarshall4214
jmarshall4214 captain
over 5 years ago
re: best "weapon" to use on children
lol damn i hope u dont have any kids they could end up with a serious twitch or something..5
therose46n2
therose46n2 captain
over 5 years ago
re: Counting
haha and they always stop!! they;re to scared of what could happen
therose46n2
therose46n2 captain
over 5 years ago
re: entry for best "weapon" to use on kiddies
i think bribing is bad, it's to fake they need to learn to behave regardless of the situation
therose46n2
therose46n2 captain
over 5 years ago
re: An Angry Maltese
the picture is so cute!!
therose46n2
therose46n2 captain
over 5 years ago
re: water gun
haha this sounds like fun
 
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IBY Awards (2)

“controversial”
— bigdig712 awarded Nuf Said!
over 5 years ago
“mind discipline”
— michimona awarded reverse psychology
over 5 years ago