best excuse for missing homework

i never went home so i can't do my home work with out going home....know can i ? (see more)

i had no toilet paper so it was my only choice but to use my homework (see more)

Friend " hey, why do you miss doing your homework soooo much? ur always talking about it!! "

reply to friend " Because i'm a nerd and i like it!! " (slaps friend in the face and starts crying like a baby) (see more)

i didnt do my home work because i got high...... (see more)

i broke my arm last night...
all you have to do is put this arm sling to u as if u really broke ur arms,and u can be excuse on writing ur homework for few weeks! Lol! (see more)

because the monster ate it last night! omg!

lol (see more)

Death (see more)

I'm sorry Mrs.Havemyer, I couldn't do the homework you gave me, my little brother died last night. I had to bury him. :( (see more)

cry and say i couldnt do my homework cuz i got in a car crash and i had 2 have my stomach stitched up cuz i wanted 2 go 2 school, but if u dont understand thn ill leave and go back home (see more)

well first when i got home there was a giant monster thing out the front and he only ate paper then he ate the homework and then i found out it was my little brother lol  (see more)