Worst excuse for crashing your gf/bf car

i crashed ur car because you drive around in it so much i figured without it we could spend a little more time together. ya know>? (see more)

i crashed your car cause i was txting your mother and professing my love for her...i am sorry..will you forgive me and make my dinner tonight? (see more)

i crashed your car cuz i saw ur panties had dookie on it (see more)

I was rushing home to see you...so it's your fault.
..idiot (see more)

i crashed your car?
shit!
what was i smokin? (see more)

and i had to get it out.
plus someone is trying to kill me.

it could happen to anyone. :)
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okay, I was diving your car, innocently, when I saw dane cook in the car in back of me, so he looks at me, I wave and he gives me the finger and then I noticed that I had to merge into the other lane because of constuction a little to late.  (see more)

"it wasnt my fault!! , I thought the cop wanted to race me" !!



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...Because i hacked into your email account and found out you were cheating on me with your ex. Oh, by the way... that rash on your genitals... yah, i rubbed poisen ivy on all your underwear.

*smooches* (see more)

that was your car?? i just sto...er...borrowed one off the street. (see more)

I crashed you car because i needed to do a pee (see more)

its because i saw a hella hot girl and i just kept starin at her until i hit that street light. then i found out she was your mom. so its your moms fault! haha idk (see more)

i had 3 large rootbeers so i went krazy!

my bad. (see more)