Funniest quote ever heard on a cartoon

"i dress myself" from simpsons (see more)

kiss my shiny metal ass- bender (see more)

Lois Griffin: Peter, did you take care of that...
Peter Griffin: What? Oh, my growth! Yeah, I had the doctor looking at it.
Doctor: Mr. Griffin, that isn't your growth, that's your penis.
Peter Griffin: What about the...
Doctor: Testicles.  (see more)

brain had sex, with a real dumb girl, now hes taking his friend stewie
to go get some ice cream
in caaaar

"stops music"
aw your a poor sport (see more)