WOMEN!

Naked, Soft and Sexy. ;) (see more)

I like my women like I like my TV, for entertainment purposes, easy to turn on and easy to mute. (see more)

I like my women like I like my coffee: mail-ordered from Ethiopia. (see more)

I like my women like I like my peanut butter; smooth, creamy, and easy to spread  (see more)

I like my women like I like my basketball, because After you score they bounce (see more)

I like my women like I like my fans, just flip their switch and they start to blow.
lol! (see more)

I like my women like I like my dishwasher, wait that's redundant (see more)

I like my women like I like my boat; huge, disgusting, up to 8 people ride her at the same time, and every month I have to powerwash the barnacles off her belly (see more)

i like my women like i like my cigarettes!can't wake up without them,can't go to sleep without them!my favorite drug (see more)