Best Friends Quote.

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you? (see more)

Ross: Chandler, i sensed it was you
Chandler: What?
Ross:Unagi, it means i'm always aware
Chandler: are you aware that "unagi" is an eel
*Chandler and Ross talk for a few seconds, Chandler leaves*
Pheobe and Rachel *jump from behind curtain: DANGER!!!
*Ross screams really high pitched*
Rachel: Ah, Salmon-skin roll (see more)

Joey(in nearly every episode!):


HOW YOU DOIN'! (see more)

I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la... (see more)

Ross: If you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Chandler: Yes, and we're VERY excited about it.

Rachel: Well actually, thanks, but I think I'm just going to hang out here tonight. It's been a long day.

Ross: Okay, sure.

Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

PHOEBE: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. (see more)

Monica: Sex!
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex or food?
Ross: Sex!
Phoebe: What about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
 (see more)

Joey drilling through the wall in his Sergio Valente jeans...

Joey: Did I hit you?

Chandler: You hit me, you kill me! (see more)

Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault. (see more)

Ross: Dad’s still telling the story about how you tried to escape from fat camp….

Monica: I wasn’t trying to escape!

Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?

Monica: I was… helping out a squirrel…

Ross: You were trying to eat it!!!! (see more)

Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper. (see more)

Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] You promise you will never see Joanna again.

Chandler: Never.

Rachel: You will never set foot in this office again.
Chandler: No.

Rachel: You'll give me back my Walkman.

Chandler: I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman.

Rachel: [pause] Well, then I lost it, you buy me one!

Chandler: You got it! Come on!

Rachel: [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt?

Chandler: No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off.
[runs over to office door where his pants are hanging]

Chandler: Hello, sweet pants!

Rachel: Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out?

Chandler: I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.  (see more)

Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off of the penis and moved it to the bunny... That's a WEIRD sentence.  (see more)

Joey is having trouble getting a birthday present for his girlfriend, Kathy.

Chandler: All right, look, look. What did you get Angela Delveccio for her birthday?

Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

Chandler: For 3 years? (see more)

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.  (see more)

Chandler: You know, I, uh, just thought I'd throw this out here: I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kissing noises)

Phoebe: No, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.

Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?

Joey: No no no, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.

Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everyone's getting a kiss but me?

Chandler: All right, somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me!!

Joey: Alright alright alright! *kisses him, Ross takes a picture* There! (see more)

Phoebe enters the room, angry and pushes over a box of cereal.

Chandler: Whoa, cereal killer.

Monica: Cereal killer?

Chandler: Oh, come on, I say more dumb things before 9 am than most people say all day. (see more)

Monica : I don't need a tissue, i'm FINE-D!

Ross : when you put a D at the end of FINE, you're not FINE.

Monica: i'm FINE-D, i'm FINE-D... you know its a really hard word to say (see more)