The strangest thing someone shared with you !

So just a few mins ago i was playing COD4 and my xfire opened up . Some dude was calling me . So he started writing -" OMG OMGO MGODOMFOMDG OMFG OMF G ... MY GF IS BANGINGHERSELF!!!!" - And so i was like - wait ... what? Wtf are u talking about ? Why are u telling me this ?|||| I may say that is the strangest thing someone shared with me . (see more)

he came over and the first thing he said to me was
"i'm infertile"
what do you say to that? haha (see more)

WELL MY FREND WAZ CHEWIN GUM N I ASKD 4 SUM BUT SHE DIN HAV N E MOOR SO SHE TOOK THA GUM SHE WAZ CHEWIN N BROKE A BIT OFF N GAV IT 2 ME N I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH N WAZ HAPPY...IM NOT 2 WORRIED BOUT GERMZ LOL (see more)