Your Best Pick Up Line

I used this back in the day. And it worked. All the time. So take notes.

"So, you like pogs? ...
Well, I got a slammer right here in my pants." (see more)

OKAY.. heres one

"IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET? OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPPY TO SEE ME?" (see more)

If u were a booger id pick u first...LOL (see more)

"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest bakery is? Cause i want to find a cutie pie just like you!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
=). (see more)

you: "Excuse me, did you fart?!"
him/her: no...
you: sorry, cause you just blew me away. (see more)

"excuse me, do you have sex with strangers?"

"no .. "

"then, allow me to introduce myself :D" (see more)

hey you...
in the most sultry sexy voice of course ;) (see more)

Ok so the funniest one thats been used on me is

"I may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock" (see more)

i wish u were my homework so i cud do u on the table (see more)

u can put ur hand in my pocket, grab my rocket and make me shoot to the stars (see more)

i hope u know CPR cuz u took my breath away (see more)

Cuz he made you the Bomb! (see more)

im a necrophiliac how good are u at playing dead? (see more)

ok mine is Hey Im Burger King Have Me Your Ways XD (see more)

can i plz have directions to your heart (see more)

as long as im in a forign country (pretty much all the time) i just have to talk normal but as if im interested. and thats it.
i never knew how many girls like the brit accent.
so if your british and your reading this. GO ABROAD!!!!! (see more)

Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants! (see more)

Im McDonalds Ur Loving It (see more)

Me: Excuse me miss, but are you a thief?
Her: Of course not, what makes you think this?
Me: Because you just stole my heart. (see more)

Excuse me if we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole. (see more)