Best prank call to moe's tavern

Hugh jass!!!
somebody check the men's room for a huge ass!!! (see more)

Moe : Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey everybody, I. P. Freely! (see more)

Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!  (see more)

"K everybody! I'm lookin for a Drew Peacock! Drew Peacock anyone?"
(Droopy cock) (see more)

Is there an Al Coholic here?
anybody know an Al Coholic? (see more)

Is there a Mr. Butts here? Seamore Butts, anyone?

(see more butts) (see more)

Ivana Tinkle is there an Ivana Tinkle
C'mon guys Ivana Tinkle (see more)

Is Amanda Hugnkiss there?

Im looking for Amanda Hugnkiss.
(a man to hug and kiss) (see more)

Maya Buttreeks! Is there a Maya Buttreeks! (see more)

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt (see more)

This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
The students in the classroom laugh
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
More laughs (see more)

Bart is calling Homer, who is minding Moe's
(Bart) Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie
(Homer) (excited) Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
(Bart) Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger
(Homer) I don't get it
(Bart) Yell out "I'll eat a booger"
(Homer) What's the gag?
(Bart) Oh, forget it... (see more)

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
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"Hello I'm looking for a last name sexual first name homer"

lulz xD (see more)

'' Hello I'm looking for Ima. Ima Weiner? Ima Wiener anyone? Okay come on there has to be and Ima Weiner some where.'' (see more)

Hello this is the gas company.

Do you have gas. If you do then lay off the tacos. (see more)

Hello this Chinese Chicken
u order fifty pound rice and crab rangoon o ya and u order orange chicken. (see more)

hello, is their a imas terbait

looking fo a imas terbait (see more)

Hey is there anyone called Heywood Yapinchme? Heywood Yapinchme please Hey-would-you-pinch-me (see more)

bart: hi is there a ilita there last name boogga
Moe:ilita boogga is ilita booga here (see more)