Best yo mama joke

Yo Momma so fat when she goes to the theaters she sits by everyone

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money (see more)

yo mama is so fat, darth vader used her as an example for the death star (see more)

yo mama is so fat, she has so many chins that darth vader couldn't force choke her (see more)

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks shes backing up. (see more)

Yo Momma So Fat i Took A Train and two Buses Just To Get On Her Good Side (see more)

Yo Mama So Fat She Can't Even Jump To A Conclusion (see more)

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.  (see more)

yo momma is so ugly that when she threw a boomerang it didnt come back. (see more)

Yo mama has her own zipcode

When yo mama sits around the house, she's not joking

We saw your mama kickin' a can down the street and asked her what she was doing,
and she said "Im moving!"

When yo mama was told not to write on a piece of paper, she wrote "OK"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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yo mama so fat she has more chins than chinatown

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry

yo mama so fat when you walk around her you get lost

yo mama so ugly when she takes a bath the water crawls away from her

yo mama so stupid she choked drinking water (see more)

Yo mama so old she has her Bible signed by Jesus!

Yo mama so dumb she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mamas so bald when she took a shower she got brainwashed!

You moms so fat no one seen ALL of her.

Yo mama so fat that when her moma was given birth to her, they had to dissect her to get the baby out!

Yo moma so thin when she turns to the side the disappears.

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Is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. (see more)

Yo mama is so fat when she shoplifts she doesn't take the items she takes the store


Hey you need some ice? cuz you just got burned! (see more)

Your mama is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to call it beaver (see more)

Yo momma so fat she got 1 leg with a kick stand on it (see more)

When God was handing out brains, yo mama thought He said rain, and she headed for shelter. (see more)