Funniest Joke

Theres a guy walking down the street and he sees a girl and walks up to her and says " Hey, I'll give you 10 bucks if you let me bite your nipple".

She replies "Dream on".

100? 500? he says

"No"she replies.

He goes "Ok my final offer, ill give you $1000 dollars if you let me bite your nipple" she finally gives in and says "oh...ok".

So he takes her Into a dark alley way and hes felling her boobs.. playing around with them licking them, squishing them.

And the girl says ..." Well arent you going to bite them ??"

He says

"Na .. Too Expensive" (see more)

what did eminem say to 50 cent when he was knitting?..........

G-u-nit!?! (see more)

A hippie get in a bus. In the bus is sitting a nun. The hippie sit down beside her. He say: "I never sleeped with a nun in my whole life! Do you sleep with me? Please?" The nun negates. The hippie asks another time, but the nun negates again, and get out of the bus. A bit later, the hippie want to get out of the bus too, as the bus driver say to him: "When you really want to sleep with the nun, i give you a tip: The nun goes every night on the graveyard and prays there!" So, at night, the hippie goes on the graveyard. And really, there is the nun and prays. The hippie dress up as Jesus, and say to the nun: "I'm Jesus! God has sent me to sleep with you!" So the nun sleep with him. After, the hippie pull off the Jesus-garbs and calls: "Fooled! I'm the hippie!" Then, the nun pull off the nun-garbs and calls: "Fooled! I'm the bus driver! (see more)

There are 2 potatoes on a street corner...How do you know which one is a prostitute?


The one that says "I-da-ho" (see more)

what do you call an abo in a red car? -jaffah (see more)