Rapper With Greatest Punch Lines

Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none. Like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun, a victory against Immortal Technique will never be done
Until then I had alien women suck me off/when God said "let there be light" I turned it the fuck off.
I jerk off inside books, and give life to words"
And fuck the president I voted for assassination
This is about you though, it ain't about Jesus / and you shouldn't fucking talk about telekinesis / nigga please, moving shit with your mind? / try moving ya moms out the projects with your rhymes
Mothers are trying to feed children / But gentrification is kicking them out of their building / A generation of babies born without health care / Families homeless, thrown the fuck off of welfare
But you can't read history at an illiterate stage / And you can't raise a family on minimum wage
If you go platinum it's got nothin' to do with luck / it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck (see more)

Nail in the Coffin...
The ray Benzino Diss

I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl'll finally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent (see more)

Big Pun, one of the best that ever did it (see more)

Big L
"Big L being a virgin, thats idiotic, cause if L got the aids every cuttie in the city got it"
"I'm smoother than velvet, my lyrics are well writ, you sayin' L's this and L's that, get off L dick."
I told him, "Give up the dough, before you get smoked- Oh you broke? ( *shots* ) now you're dead broke"
"They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye"
"I got styles you can't copy bitch, its the triple six/ In the mix, straight from H-E-double hockey sticks"
"And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie,I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie"
“Big L is a crazy brother, and I'm a lady lover,A smooth kid that'll run up in your baby mother”
"I'm makin rap hits, I snap flicks and mack chicks/ Just the slim ones, you won't see L with no fat bitch"
"I got slugs for snitches, no love for bitches/ Puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches"
"I roll with live guys, and we do drive bys, in 325 i's." (see more)

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
The harsh realities of life is takin tolls/Even Jesus Christ forsake my soul
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I ain't got no motherfucking friends
That's why I fucked your bitch
You're fat motherfucker {Take Money}
West Side
Bad Boy Killers {Take Money}
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to {Take Money}
(ha ha, that's alright)

First off, fuck your bitch
And the click you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas fuck for Life
Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Ceasar go ask you homie
How I'll leave you
Cut your young ass up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Kim,
Don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets
So fuck peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let the west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill
fuck with me
An (see more)