Craziest Ex Story

All ex's are crazy. This I have learned through careful thought and reflection. Most of my stories share common end themes: mostly involving my being shout at, getting doors slammed on me, gossiped upon, followed by proclamations that they've gotten new girlfriends and their lives are so much better and more stable now & how glad they never married me. o.O

I tend to bring out the crazy in people.
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after 1 year of dating we were arguing too much so i told him that we needed a break he acted, at that moment anyways, like he was ok with it. The next day i wake up to find 15 voicemails!! All from him!! I was annoyed and, lucky me he called again! I felt bad because he sounded upset as if he had been crying so i tried to console him. He started begging me to take him back and im telling him no! He starts to threaten his own life. Saying if i didnt take him back he would kill himself, WTF??!! Where the hell did funny,goofy jayce go? Now im doing the begging. He hangs up on me so im freaking out! My hair is sticking up every which way, i have morning breath,and eyeliner smeared all over my face but i rush out the door anyways,get in my car and drive to his house. The jokes on me because all his friends are there and they all pull their cellphones out to snatch a pic of how horrible i look in the morning.  (see more)