Best excuse for NOT helping somebody move.

is the best policy!

haha..i dont like to lie so i just tell them to truth.."I completely forgot i told my friend (that i havent seen for months) that i would take her/him out today and i cant change my plans with him/her because this is the only time their free..and if i dont see them today then i may never see them agen for months! im sorry!..ill make it up to you tho! promise."

..hahaha xP (see more)

Get there and lift something then drop it and yell DAMMIT my back is acting up then drink the free beer. (see more)

your hands hurt from masterbating the previous nite. (see more)

One time, I said I'd help somebody move..but when the time came It was really hot out so I changed my mind. I just didn't answer my phone...it was just a guy at work, I didn't really know him that well. (see more)

i can't help u because i'm not good with taking directions hot to do stuff (see more)

I just remember, I don't even like you. Move you're own crap, I'm outta here. (see more)

DONT ANSWER THE PHONE AT ALL AND THEN LATER ON AFTER U TALK TO THEM TELL THEM U FORGOT...THAT U WERENT HOME SINCE EARLY IN THE MORNING....=O} (see more)

I couldn't help you. I was on iby all day. Didn'y you get my comment . (see more)

that was my twin who wanted to help you not me.. I just tell her you came..

hahahahaah.. (see more)

ok, so this is what I did:

"but mom <groan> I don't wanna" (in a very obnoxious and monotonous tone) (see more)

i got i a job at chippendales and i was too exhausted from the night before to go and help you. (see more)

you dont even need to say anything, just walk around with you hands on your ass and do a littlte moan, then run to the bathroom occasionally (see more)

when i woke up... my told me i should clean my room, vacumm, do the dishes, mow the lawn, walk the dog, wash the dog, make lunch, dishes again and i did do all of it, but my mom said that i SHOULD do it not that i had to.. so i wasted my entire day doing that instead of helping you move. maybe i can mow the lawn at your new house for you... at least i should, but im not going to (: (see more)

There is no excuse. Period. When you make a promise, you should keep it. And it's not just with moving. We should always try to help people the best way we can. (see more)

I look like Will Smith in Hitch, sorry! (see more)

I'm sick and dont feel too good (see more)

Yeah, crazy story:
Po po came to my house, arrested me, accused me for rape and murder, I was stuck at the station for like 10 hours, then they found the actual culprit and let me go.

Damn Police... (see more)

i couldent do it beacause:
i woke up blind, lost the key to my house and locked my self in, when i woke up i was abducted by aliens and taken away from earth and only returned when you had finished moving in. (see more)

Saying you've got a doctors appointment and then google a random illness. (see more)

I was on the way to your house, then my tire flew off, thenmy car flew and was rolling over and while i was rolling i said "I CANT MAKE IT TO HIS HOUSE! HE IS EXPECTING ME TO HELP HIM MOVE!" And my seat belt caught on fire, the seat belt suppose to be a safety buckle is not a strap-o-death. Then i died. I'm sorry. (see more)