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First Words Upon Stepping On A New Planet


	When Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon he uttered the phrase "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." If you were the first person to land on a new planet what would you say? total challengers: 48

1^st

Umm...

Ummm...where's your bathroom? (see more)

BY long_sox

RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 330 VOTES: 27

2^nd

Houston...

Houston, this planet just got a whole lot sexier now that I'm here. (see more)

BY Ampmstr

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 202 VOTES: 26

3^rd

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem. I don't see any specimen for area 51 o.o (see more)

BY whatsagoodusername

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 138 VOTES: 19

4^th

wow

...wow (see more)

BY thartofstorytellin

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 78 VOTES: 3

5^th

OMG! II'm so Light!

I'm FLoating! I'm freaking FLOATING! woot! woot! (see more)

BY archieval

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 156 VOTES: 16

6^th

gettin on the moon

"This is one small step for man one........ what the f*** theirs dirt all over the moon i dont wanna get my shoes dirty f*** this get someone else!" (see more)

BY teddyBEAR947

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 109 VOTES: 14

7^th

Honey..

"hoogle boc wiigoo wiigoo" ..which means when translated via my hightech futuristic voice box alien translator device means = honey i'm home. (see more)

BY iwashere

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 102 VOTES: 9

8^th

First Words Upon Stepping On A New Planet

I knew my taxi driver had no idea where he was going... (see more)

BY londonbloke

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 87 VOTES: 12

9^th

I COME IN PEACE!!!

I COME IN PEACE!!! (see more)

BY Gold16

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 166 VOTES: 18

10^th

*sniff sniff*

this place smells funny (see more)

BY Hughsonn

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 83 VOTES: 13

11^th

gift shop!!

wheres the gift shop?!?!?! (see more)

BY luvcheer1644

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 102 VOTES: 13

12^th

The Wizard Of Odd

"I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore..." (see more)

BY webkinzimpersonator

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 46 VOTES: 4

13^th

the first words i would say...

bum (see more)

BY madammerouge

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 121 VOTES: 14

14^th

AWWW !@#!#

AW f*ck...they have dog poop here too....here help me get it off my shoe... (see more)

BY Rasta

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 72 VOTES: 8

15^th

Naked

I'm naked. (see more)

BY mattmatt44mm

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 51 VOTES: 5

16^th

Take Me To Your Leader

For all you old sci fi movie fans: Take Me To Your Leader! LOL (see more)

BY tglynn

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 107 VOTES: 13

17^th

First Words

"It's all about Earth, bitch!"

-runs away- (see more)

BY mykeyboy27

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 102 VOTES: 14

18^th

real estate

condos would sell great here. (see more)

BY Israeliguy24

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 47 VOTES: 5

19^th

What?

Holy f**k where's the air? (see more)

BY AHHHHHHH

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 73 VOTES: 12

20^th

RIGHT!!,,, WHERES DA ALCOHOL

OK... GIVE ME DA ALCOHOL AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!! (see more)

BY Gold16

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 104 VOTES: 14

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All Comments (24)

re: Houston...
THAT'S a funny five.

re: Houston, we have a problem
welcome! :)

re: Houston, we have a problem
i'm not in an alien teo..garsh..but then there WOULD be specien4 area51 :P lol

re: Houston, we have a problem
thx Gelo =)

re: OMG! II'm so Light!
lol.. 5!

re: Houston, we have a problem
5!

re: Houston, we have a problem
of course u can't see a shit inside some strange alien's stomach....

re: First Words
..you're not suppose to.. lol

re: First Words
i dn't get it

re: id say thiss..
that's scary argh! @.@

re: Umm...
lol 2 tru

re: Umm...
no prob! funny entry!

re: Umm...
thanks!

re: Umm...
phahhahahhaa! 5

re: I COME IN PEACE!!!
LMFAO...SOZ..BUT THNKX 4 VOTIN....XD

re: Umm...
thanks!

re: Take Me To Your Leader
haha! thanks for IBY!

re: Take Me To Your Leader
classic line!

re: Umm...
LOL, 5

re: -sigh-
LMAO!

re: Houston...
LMAO!

re: Umm...
lol

re: I COME IN PEACE!!!
i wuz gonna say the same... 5

re: Houston...
lol thats pretty gay....haha. 5

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IBY Awards (4)

“Hoogle Boc Wiigoo Wigoo!”

— bb_boo awarded Honey..
over 4 years ago

“why of course!”

— fire_incarnate awarded Take Me To Your Leader
over 4 years ago

“love it!!!!!!!1”

— LIL_mama awarded I COME IN PEACE!!!
over 4 years ago


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First Words Upon Stepping On A New Planet

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