The stupidest way to get a girl in bed

baby, baby, baby.
look here baby. i would like to compliment on how good you look tonight.
But i'm not gonna beat around the bush.
You wanna go F*ck?
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SO WAT ARE THE CHANCES OF ME AND YOU HAVING SEX???........(HUMILIATING PAUSE)......... (see more)

"Hey honey. I got big balls." (see more)