NEW - Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. (see more)

-chuck norrisis pe is now an energy drink we like to call redbull.

-When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

-Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. (see more)

-Chuck Norris once upper-cutted a horse, these species are now called giraffes.

-Chuck Norris eats markers and pencils for breakfast and shits out masterpieces.

-When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he round house kicked the store so hard, it became Wendy's (see more)

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click " im feeling lucky" (see more)

Chuck norris's tears cure cancer to bad he doen't cry (see more)