Mom, how are babies made?

Me and your Daddy met at Internet Cafe. We exchanged emails and the when we got on the net that night, we had forgottento install firewall. So it was huge trouble. Daddy was worried. Suddenly we both received INSTANT MESSAGE : You got MALE.. (see more)

there is a thirsty hole of darkness, that finds a nice hose that squirts out a thick paste of ice cream. the hose is inserted into the thirsty hole of darknesss and travels a long and gruesome journey to santa's toy factory, the thick paste of ice cream then melts and drowns all the little elves and also santa and melts them and turns them into a bloody mess... then they are shaped and molded into a child.. that child grows claws and fangs and rips open the mommy's stomach and escapes!
it's really a mirical johnny :) you'll experience that one day :)
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Well, Mommy has an egg and Daddy has the baby batter!
So, we mixed the two and baked for 9 months and thats how you were made! (see more)

When when a mommy and a daddy, get very drunk at a partyy. They turn into lepercons and follow the rainbow, and instead of gold at the end. It was the best surprise of all, YOU!!! (see more)

google it honey,you will probably see pictures. (see more)

Your stupid father didn't pull out in time. (see more)

they're made in some factory in China. (see more)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstmPIIAmlY
THE STORK!!! (see more)

my daughter asked me where babies come from. i told her that mommy has an egg and daddy has a worm and when they meet, out comes a baby. lol (see more)

Mom: Well, hon, do you remember that line from It's A Wonderful Life? "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
It's kind of like that. You were born because your daddy rang my bell. (see more)

come upstairs and well show you (see more)

There r 2 factories that made u:
1- Peepee.
2- Veevee.
they were both separated when they were still new factories, each factory produced a special product.

Peepee was producing yellow gold when it was new, then when he got older, Peepee is now producing Yellow and White Gold,but White gold is more precious than yellow gold!.

As for Veevee, she was producing Yellow Gold too when she was young, and when she got older, she is now producing Yellow gold and Strawberries!, wooooow, yeah Strawberries, Strawberries r so much precious, it is as precious as white gold!.

So, they r all old now and they both produce their products nicely and smoothly, so one day, they both thought of getting together, yes, Peepee and Veevee decided to be 1 factory at a time, So they did one day, then u finally came.

The End.
Written by: MIDDLESONOF7.
NOTE:No "Factories" or any kind of "Gold" and "Strawberries" were harmed during the making of the story!. (see more)

From Costco.....Click on the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq5Z15hkMoU (see more)

eBay, and sometimes they have a sale, then you get 2 babies for the price of only 1 baby and then you get twins (see more)

Jesus Christ Jimmy how many times do i have to tell you you buy them at the store just like everything else. (see more)

I dont know but if you keep touching your self at night all the babies will die ok (see more)

by touching and probing (see more)

well honey, you use to be a cabbagepatch kid until we signed ur birth certificate.....now do you understand why we dont wanna get you one? do you really wanna share ur toys with another person???? (lol excuses) (see more)

The stork comes and..oh fuck your daddy planted his seed in mommy and then there u were (see more)

Mom and dad go 2 the hospital place an order for a baby, then go pick it up later......thats it now leave me alone! (see more)