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Mom, how are babies made?


	Funniest answer to a kid who asks that. Keep it funny ;) total challengers: 29

1^st

It starts with...

Me and your Daddy met at Internet Cafe. We exchanged emails and the when we got on the net that night, we had forgottento install firewall. So it was huge trouble. Daddy was worried. Suddenly we both received INSTANT MESSAGE : You got MALE..

jazib

all me

RATING: 4.2 VIEWS: 858 VOTES: 30

2^nd

how babies are made...

there is a thirsty hole of darkness, that finds a nice hose that squirts out a thick paste of ice cream. the hose is inserted into the thirsty hole of darknesss and travels a long and gruesome journey to santa's toy factory, the thick paste of ice cream then melts and drowns all the little elves and also santa and melts them and turns them into a bloody mess... then they are shaped and molded into a child.. that child grows claws and fangs and rips open the mommy's stomach and escapes!
it's really a mirical johnny :) you'll experience that one day :)

9phoebe5

all me

RATING: 3.8 VIEWS: 736 VOTES: 23

3^rd

How 2 make babies!

Well, Mommy has an egg and Daddy has the baby batter!
So, we mixed the two and baked for 9 months and thats how you were made!

Hambone008

all me

RATING: 3.8 VIEWS: 528 VOTES: 3

4^th

Mom, how are babies made??

When when a mommy and a daddy, get very drunk at a partyy. They turn into lepercons and follow the rainbow, and instead of gold at the end. It was the best surprise of all, YOU!!!

lacrossechic294

BY lacrossechic294

all me

RATING: 3.7 VIEWS: 845 VOTES: 30

5^th

google it honey,you will probably see pictures.

Jordan_Beardy

BY Jordan_Beardy

all me

RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 629 VOTES: 13

6^th

How Are Babies Made?

Your stupid father didn't pull out in time.

RJBrian

all me

RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 686 VOTES: 23

7^th

Sorry if I offended anyone

they're made in some factory in China.

big_disaster

BY big_disaster

RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 677 VOTES: 20

8^th

THESTORK(FAMILYGUY)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstmPIIAmlY
THE STORK!!!

LeetN1ck

RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 699 VOTES: 16

9^th

What I told my 5 year old.

my daughter asked me where babies come from. i told her that mommy has an egg and daddy has a worm and when they meet, out comes a baby. lol

vickikelley

all me

RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 692 VOTES: 22

10^th

Mom: Well, hon, do you remember that line from It's A Wonderful Life? "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."
It's kind of like that. You were born because your daddy rang my bell.

danmayerisgod

BY danmayerisgod

all me

RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 604 VOTES: 18

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re: how babies are made...
lol!, it's true though

re: how babies are made...
wow! graphic

re: READ THE STORY!
yup, just think and type!, lol , thx

re: READ THE STORY!
hahahahaha you're crazy :) good story!... 5

re: READ THE STORY!
thx

re: READ THE STORY!
lol! funny! :D

re: It starts with...
hahaha...good one :P

re: The Store
XD

re: It starts with...
That is really funny!!! :]] Hah literally LOLed! *5*

re: google it...
very funny 5/5

re: how babies are made...
lol, that's what i was told ；）

re: Mom, how are babies made??
Hahh Thankss everyone!! :]

re: how babies are made...
Haha after this one I'm sure they would be relieved to hear the truth ;)

re: Kind of...
Very nice one!! :D

re: DON'T VOTE!
lol

re: DON'T VOTE!
lmfao!!

re: Mom, how are babies made??
lmao thats easy to say!

re: Mom, how are babies made??
Very Funny 5/5

re: Mom, how are babies made??
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :)

re: how babies are made...
lmao.nice..

re: how babies are made...
wow!!!

re: What I told my 5 year old.
lol a worm? ehehehehe

re: READ THE STORY!
thx,lol!

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