Mom, how are babies made?

Well when i went to sleep,daddy was doing his work on me(if you know what i mean)then 9 months later i had you. (see more)

Mommy loves to ride and daddy loves to drive.
One day, Daddy took mommy for a nite drive ,
which mommy's favourite nite to ride...
And that's where mommy & daddy found you by our side... - dk (see more)

well.....it was very dark and ur mom got really lucky......yea...nomore clubbing for me (see more)

You see, when the father.... the dad, the man daddy father...looks at his lady, women...wife...girly girl, and if he looks at her in a certain way, then he and she, they both, both of them know what must be done.... then there's a lot of groaning, but that can wait until you 3rd birthday... (see more)

well me and your mom met and went to the bedroom and my p p place sneezed and was supposed to die cuz your mom said she was on the pill but it turns out she just wanted to take my money and cheat on me with your black daddy (see more)

"your dadys friend willy met my friend vajy and they went to a party... next thing u know she got bigger..." little boy, "you mean fat?" mom "no not fat just bigger. then she went to the doctor and they pull they baby out of her tummy :)" (see more)

well hunny wen a mommy and daddy love each other they...............ummm they....umm hunny ask ur daddy  (see more)

kid "mummy, how are babies made?"
mum: "they come out of the cabbage patch."
WTF!!!??? (see more)