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Mom, how are babies made?

Funniest answer to a kid who asks that. Keep it funny ;)


total challengers: 29   
21st
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Well when i went to sleep,daddy was doing his work on me(if you know what i mean)then 9 months later i had you. (see more)
 
joe56793
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 313  VOTES: 14

 

22nd
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Mommy loves to ride and daddy loves to drive.
One day, Daddy took mommy for a nite drive ,
which mommy's favourite nite to ride...
And that's where mommy & daddy found you by our side... - dk (see more)
 
dkaeboy
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 357  VOTES: 21

 

23rd
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well.....it was very dark and ur mom got really lucky......yea...nomore clubbing for me (see more)
 
TJ680
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 353  VOTES: 15

 

24th
You see, when the father.... the dad, the man daddy father...looks at his lady, women...wife...girly girl, and if he looks at her in a certain way, then he and she, they both, both of them know what must be done.... then there's a lot of groaning, but that can wait until you 3rd birthday... (see more)
 
JakeyMcMitchy
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 265  VOTES: 7

 

25th
well me and your mom met and went to the bedroom and my p p place sneezed and was supposed to die cuz your mom said she was on the pill but it turns out she just wanted to take my money and cheat on me with your black daddy (see more)
 
lividfire
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 260  VOTES: 4

 

26th
"your dadys friend willy met my friend vajy and they went to a party... next thing u know she got bigger..." little boy, "you mean fat?" mom "no not fat just bigger. then she went to the doctor and they pull they baby out of her tummy :)" (see more)
 
jaws176
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 259  VOTES: 2

 

27th
well hunny wen a mommy and daddy love each other they...............ummm they....umm hunny ask ur daddy  (see more)
 
carolinagirl111
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 318  VOTES: 2

 

28th
kid "mummy, how are babies made?"
mum: "they come out of the cabbage patch."
WTF!!!??? (see more)
 
cherubfan
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 228  VOTES: 1



 
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Comments

AdebaYor
AdebaYor legend
over 2 years ago
AdebaYor
AdebaYor legend
over 2 years ago
9phoebe5
9phoebe5 HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: how babies are made...
lol!, it's true though
Hambone008
Hambone008 all-IBY
over 2 years ago
re: how babies are made...
wow! graphic
MIDDLESONOF7
MIDDLESONOF7 franchise
over 2 years ago
re: READ THE STORY!
yup, just think and type!, lol , thx
joseppi
joseppi all-star
over 2 years ago
re: READ THE STORY!
hahahahaha you're crazy :) good story!... 5
MIDDLESONOF7
MIDDLESONOF7 franchise
over 2 years ago
Jobanana
Jobanana franchise
over 2 years ago
re: READ THE STORY!
lol! funny! :D
81447
81447 captain
over 2 years ago
re: It starts with...
hahaha...good one :P
MarvelMaximus
over 2 years ago
re: The Store
XD
lacrossechic294
lacrossechic294 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: It starts with...
That is really funny!!! :]] Hah literally LOLed! *5*
Bettar
Bettar captain
over 2 years ago
re: google it...
very funny 5/5
9phoebe5
9phoebe5 HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: how babies are made...
lol, that's what i was told ;)
lacrossechic294
lacrossechic294 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: Mom, how are babies made??
Hahh Thankss everyone!! :]
biskormaniac
biskormaniac HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: how babies are made...
Haha after this one I'm sure they would be relieved to hear the truth ;)
biskormaniac
biskormaniac HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: Kind of...
Very nice one!! :D
dje619
dje619 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: DON'T VOTE!
lol
mugengirl909
mugengirl909 all-state
over 2 years ago
re: DON'T VOTE!
lmfao!!
mugengirl909
mugengirl909 all-state
over 2 years ago
re: Mom, how are babies made??
lmao thats easy to say!
Bettar
Bettar captain
over 2 years ago
re: Mom, how are babies made??
Very Funny 5/5
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 2 years ago
re: Mom, how are babies made??
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :)
xmisslexiix
xmisslexiix HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: how babies are made...
lmao.nice..
iwashere
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over 2 years ago
elborito
elborito varsity
over 2 years ago
re: What I told my 5 year old.
lol a worm? ehehehehe
MIDDLESONOF7
MIDDLESONOF7 franchise
over 2 years ago
re: READ THE STORY!
thx,lol!
 
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