best pick up line

You. Me. Date? (see more)

Your parents must be ass-holes, cuz your the SHIT!!!



LOL!!!!!!!! (see more)

I'm glad i brought my library card cuz i am checkin you out (see more)

Are those moon pants cuz they make your butt look out of this world (see more)

was your father an alien cuz you are out of this world (see more)

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? You are an angel (see more)

My brother who is 6 went around saying "I'm sorry I forgot to bring flowers because I didn't think I'd meet a hot girl like you".. I have no clue where he got it from but yeah. I thought it was funny (see more)

i have skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow? ;) (see more)

Are you from tennesse?
because your the only 10 i see lol (see more)

in no orderr (TO GIRLS.)
1. i may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock (;
2. i lost my number, can i have yours?
3. do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.(GETTINGG SAUCYY. HAHAHAA)
4. is your dad a baker because you've got yourself some fine buns there :)
5. i've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy? (see more)

i know how mario must feel cuz i really wanna clean ur pipes (see more)

hey were you born in summer because you HOT (see more)