dumbest fears

I worked with a girl who was deathly afraid of earthworms, and if there were any in the parking lot when she parked her car, she would panic and scream until someone came to her car and "helped" her into the building! geesh!! (see more)

I saw an Austin Powers movie...well just this one part where the Fat -ehemm....- guy, was like "GET IN MY BELLY" and until a few years ago I was deathly afraid of being eaten. (see more)

lol i dont know why. (see more)

I am scared of frogs/toads. If I see em, or somebody just yells Frog/Toad, I will jump around like a girl. And scream like a bitch. I punched my teacher cuz he was holding on to me, when a guy took a frog out. I fell over the freaking chair !!! Dont even ask what happend on our camp last year. OMG!!! (see more)

i know, its crazy. im scared of old people.
yeah, it makes me feel bad. but old people scare the crap out of me!!

im not like running around the room screaming, but its just really scarey to talk to old people.

i thought i was just plain crazy, but i looked it up, its an actual phobia o.O (see more)

ok HATE to say it...but i'm afraid of ronald mc donald.i eat at mc donalds but that dude really scarez me.lolz (see more)

The fear of fear.

Everybody has that. (see more)

i am NOT making this up
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words!
Testaphobia is the fear of going to bed!
Clinophobia is the fear of going to bed! (see more)

ill scream like girl if one clings on me. (see more)

to tell u the truth i am scared of skunks! I dont know they just scare me  (see more)

he is scary oh no here he coms. ho ho ho.ahhhhhh die why wont you just die rudolth just killl him.yeah the cops put him on the chair (see more)

the fear i used to have was that i was afriad of my sisters tigger shoes. i thought they were gonna kill me (see more)

fear of sitting.its a real phobia. lol they have to stand for life (see more)

there is a fat man brakeing into my house wearing red clothes who is it? santa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (see more)

I kno that this probably is explainable 2 be scared of but i am uncontrollably afraid that wen i go 2 bed at night some1 is gonna break into my hous and murder me!! it takes me at least an hour 2 go 2 bed at night!! soooo. murderphobia!! hahaha NO JOKE!! (see more)

the fear of girls or the fear or boys.
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It was weird. This woman is completely terrified of cotton balls and she says that she has this recurring nightmare of a cotton ball man shoving cotton balls down her throat. Weird. (see more)

If you've ever seen MONK, the show, you would know that the guy on it is incredibly OCD and is afraid of everything, including milk--
its not that he just doesn't like it - he's afraid of it (see more)

Ok my dad is afraid of stray hairs.Every time he finds a stray hair on his clothes he freaks out!Im not joking. (see more)

these are all real. i promise! look them up on google if you please:



Logizomechanophobia: Fear of computers.

Medorthophobia: Fear of an erect penis.

Technophobia: Fear of technology.

Nephophobia: Fear of clouds.

Ablutophobia: Fear of washing or bathing.

Acousticophobia: Fear of noise.

Ecophobia: Fear of home.

Linonophobia: Fear of string.

Lachanophobia: Fear of vegetables.

Laliophobia or Lalophobia: Fear of speaking.

Scatophobia: Fear of fecal matter.(in simple words: fear of poop)

Sciophobia: fear of shadows.

Barophobia: Fear of gravity.(hahahahahahaa!)
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