Best Holiday Poem

Tis the season is what they say
To all be merry and jolly eh
With Vodka and Brandy
I will be Dandy
Amounts consumes I will not say
Minimal Lights I have put up
A tree 3 feet tall is what i got
But all is merry here with me
On IBY is where I be
4 days away is xmas eve
I really hope u see this steve

BAHAH LMAO




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twas the night before christmas and all through the hood
no one was set tripping so it was all good
the stockings were hung on the wall with some nails
dads back on heroin cause mom hit the trails
the kids were asleep all warm in their beds
with visions of murder invading their heads
the dogs kept on barking because of the noise
the kids were all hoping it was st. nick with toys
they looked out the window and what did they see
the neighborhood crackhead stealing their tv
they ran to the phone to call up the laws
while dad was chasing him down in his draws
the cops took too long and dad was to slow
the thief got away and dad got more blow
the kids have been good and nice all year long
but santa wasn't coming what did they do wrong
that christmas was something but it was not merry
cause santa was sleighjacked somewhere on east berry
as you can tell this is all messed up right
merry christmas to all and to all a hood night (see more)