What you should never say to a teacher

What does a girl have to do around here for an A+? (see more)

I once called the school's "ONLY" lesbian teacher a dike, and got expelled. Tried to return the next year, well let's just say she remembered and I wasn't allowed back to school. So I guess that's the worse (see more)

I forgot my backpack at your house last night. (see more)

This is a true story.

Class is being quiet, and we have a supply teacher.
Boy gets angry. Stroms out and says:
"Love you all!! (points to teacher) Except for you, Your a bitch!"

Lmao (see more)

i was in religion class, as i went to an all girls catholic school, and this teacher was a real cow and pretty obese to, which i think added to the comment.and to one of my friends she said "you never going to be anything" to which my friend replied " maybe, at least ill never be a 40 year old virgin"

hehe she ran out of the room screaming "your all bitches" XD its not that funny as it is cruel now i think about it.  (see more)

"so.. did they drop the child porn charges yet?" (see more)

no wonder you're single. (see more)

Never say, "Hey wanna go out some time and <beep>" (see more)

i think we have to break up. (see more)

TO A woman taecher: are those real??

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Don't ask her who gave her her teachers degree.... BAD IDEA... (see more)

My English teacher was called the best to fit a "Teen Teacher".

Well one day i actually was just staring at her backside and noticed she had a gap between her leggs. and i sorta asked her... "why do you have a gap between your leg?"

not to be mean or anything but sorta really wanted to know if she was a "Party" Teacher or something... lmfao

I got suspended for 5 days. <_< oh well (see more)

i dont understand.... can you and the principal give me an example? (see more)

Can I hang on to your "erasers" for a while? I need them in case I made a mistake....and by the way, you left this last night*zips bag open and takes out thong*. (see more)

How I give you this crisp 20 dollar bill and this little F on my test begins an A. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? (see more)

Are you sure your Smarter then a Fifth Grader (see more)

b!tch, if you don't give me a fuck!n' A+, i'll rape you so fuck!n' hard your great, great, great grandmother's dead cat will feel it!! and then when im done with you i'll fuck!ng take a sword and shove it up your fuck!ng @$$, then ill go two girls one cup on you and crap in your mouth and puke in you ear, fuck!ng b!tch  (see more)

ok look. true story. this kid in my class asks my math teacher(who is gay) ARE U GAY? and omg ive never ever seen a worse flipp out then wat he did. he flipped. i thought i was gonna die (see more)

Never ever eveer eeevvveeeeerrrrrrrrrrr add ur teacher on myspace you will regret it for life i added my teacher and i tried to block her and she gave me pounds of homework and another thing this is also true story there was a hot substitute teacher my friends told me about and i didnt belive them about the hot part so i walked into class sat down and turned in my seat he was standing behind me and i said out loud on mistake "holy fucking shit u r hot" omfg worst mistake of my life (see more)

You gave me an F so I'm giving an F.U. (see more)