Most Embarrassing Way To Die

The most embarrassing way to do would be on the toilet..you strain and strain so much that a blood vessel pops in your head and kills you.i'm sure it's happened! (see more)

You try to jump off a bridge, but are stopped by the cops, only to have an angry driver beat you up and hospitalize you, leaving you in a coma. You eventually wake up from the coma, full of life and not wanting to die anymore. You become a pro-life advocate, and become famous. Then the same driver that sent you into a coma goes to one of your public speaking shows, pulls down your pants, and you try to run away in embarrassment, but you trip since your pants are down, fall off the podium, and break your neck with your ass in the air. And you know what happens to your bowels when you die? MAN what a way to go! Not really. (see more)

When you look into the barrel of a gun to see if its loaded??? (see more)

On the toilet eating a ham sammich! If only death had a redo button where we could try again and get some of our dignity back! Kind of like when we take photos of ourselves... we always click on our good sides! Death should be like that, ham sammich and all! :)  (see more)

kissing a baby crocodile and its bites ur face off (see more)

The most emberrasing way for me to die woud be of a paper cut... i dont think i could live with my self if thats how i died (hardy har har har. bad joke sorry :) ) (see more)

Died having sex in a porno.

Imagine telling the parents..
"I'm sorry to inform you that your daughter sadly had a heart attack while having intercourse......... in a porno"

Ouch. (see more)

Raped. but the rapist left your naked body on the street.


Cruel , Yet embarrassing  (see more)

Alrighty let's say your an average movie nerd. You get wedgied (SUPER wedgied) by a bully. The underwear is over you eyes. (yea that is a bad-a$$ wedgie!) and so you cant see. You go running down the hallway with your pants down and underwear on your head. Not only are other kids laughing at you, but you just ran outside and into the road.  (see more)

You aren't following the proper corndog handling procedures. And you end up with a corndog right up your arse, and it kills you. At your funeral they keep the corndog up there, so you look a bit weird in the coffin all...corndogged up and everything...

DONT ASK ME HOW IT GOT UP THERE, WELL JUST SAY YOU SAT ON IT (see more)

Sticking your head into the oven to see if it really works. (see more)

if you sliped on a piece of paper, ran in to somebody, tripped by teenager, and fell out of a window in the hallway, died and was charged murrederur for being tripped by somebody (see more)

Explosive Diarrhea  (see more)

Mauled to death by a chihuahua. (see more)

(for a guy)Heart attack while masturbating in a public bathroom at Quiznos with your pants down your ankles and your fist gripping your johnson with all to see.lmao.. (see more)

Dying of a heart attac while getting caught F-ing your teacher!!!!!!! As if being caught wasn't embarasing anough (see more)

sniffing fundip like it was crack in front of your the police and getting shot but then the cops just relizises its not crack (see more)

Bob: "hey, you should drink these eye drops."

Jim: "Sure!!!!!" (see more)

Having an erection lasting more than 4 hours and not calling your doctor! (see more)

When lookin like a fool with yo pants on the ground (see more)