Local News Superstar

Well I am #1 on IBY, the hottest growing site next to youtube! Soon to be #1 site ever! ..and JESSICA ALBA herself called me out on a dare, what can I say..I am worthy...lol Yes and Barbara walters will interview me on my accomplishment... (see more)

A prowler is on the loose in the quaint, beachside village of Venice.

The media-dubbed 'Peeping Tizzie' has not been charged by police because of his rock-solid...er...alibi...of being on IBY at all hours of the day.

The interview would likely be a confrontation outside of the liquor store (the only place I actually go) where the intrepid reporter would likely reveal footage of me in a trench coat, vigorously 'watching' the late-night of octogenarian residents behind bushes and other obstructions.

Of course, I'd say:

"No comment." (see more)

I saw things nobody would ever believe... (see more)

I have been nominated by all the back water red necks in town for having the "purdiest mouth". I am not sure I am going to show up to the awards ceremony camp out. =) (see more)