The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done Accidentally!

I was in a parking garage and I was trying to avoid hitting a concrete column on my driver's side as I was pulling into my parking space and wound up hitting the car next to me. I'm not talking a little ding but major body damage! (see more)

One day our TV wasn't quite working right and I had the bright idea to take it apart and see what was wrong. Now mind you I am not an electrician, appliance repairman, etc. So I make sure the thing is unplugged so I don’t get electrocuted, good thinking on my part… but I wasn’t aware of the capacitor (this will be important later on..). So there I was with the outer cover off probing around with my screwdriver, when BANG! (I nearly Sh*t myself!) My screwdriver had touched the capacitor that was still charged and welded itself to the in inside of our TV. So at that point I was certain that the thing is broken for real and just got another screwdriver and put the thing back together. My parents never knew what happened to the TV. (see more)

Well, when I turned six my family and I ate out at my favourite resteraunt. I ate a lot there and after we ate we went to Zellers(A canadian store. Similar to Target) When I was there I farted and I felt somthin mushy in my pants. I felt it and appearantly there was something there. So I ran to the washroom and tried to clean it up but I couldn't get the crap out of my ass. So my dad had to help me. When he gave up he said to just throw my underwear in the garbage. So i did.  (see more)

me and my friends where going to the bathrooms to talk because it was math:-( and he told a joke and i was craking up laufing trip over my shoe lance and hit my head on the door! i thought it was just a bump but when i looked it was gushing blood (see more)

There was a can of paint thinner in the garage. I was pulling in and ran it over. The paint thinner went everywhere. I spent 5 hours straight cleaning it up. It has the consistency of tree sap. (see more)

i broke thru a glass jar with my finger.

results: huge gash in my knuckle, wait to long to go to the doctor so could only get strips to hold it together, a splint to keep it straight.. if i bend it i rip it open again even worse! (see more)

It was I think 2 years ago in June. I was on vacation with friends. We decided to take a rest up in the Jacuzzi. I thought that would be funny if I *tense* my *muscle* and act like a strongman. I have started posing when my friend had suddenly stripped me from my pants. There was about 5 girls in the jacuzzi, and you know what was the reaction :). (see more)

number one, wenn i was little, i ran up to my dad and hugged his leg, he looked down and it wasnt my dad. number two: i was young, and i was asleep in my mum's bed, i slept walked into the cupoboard, bent down, and pissed. yes, i am stupid. i thought the cupboard was the toilet. (see more)

I was 6 years old, went to Greece to visit family. I was coming back from the beach and saw my brother cross the road so I wanted to follow him. We were going uphill so I couldn't see if any cars were coming, so I crossed. All of a sudden I blacked out, I was hit by a freaking car! It broke my leg :'( (see more)

that would be the time that i put a fork in the microwave....bye bye microwave, and fork (see more)

trying to be a ninja on ice and fell and snaped it  (see more)

The stupidest thing i have ever done would be trying to make home made orange juice with oranges and a knife. i cut open my finger and i had to get stiches!(i wuz 7)

haha another stupid thing i have done is put salt on my arm then but an ice cube on it. my friends kept doing that and said it hurt so i had to try it and beat them and act tough. so it wasnt hurting me so i kept salt and ice on my arm for 2 minutes and when i took it off my skin had like dented into my arm. it wuz really gross! its scarred for like 2 months! haha (see more)

well there r many stupid things i have done... but i will only say a few... first i did a cartwheel on my balcony and my foot banged against the gate thingy and i broke my two tow's. the next is umm climb a baseball field gate and couldent get down so they had to get a ladder for me... the next is jump off my roof on the very tip which is very high and i landed on my moms car and it dented it and the last is pushed my 2 friends in my pool and they were in dresses so those r all my stupid things, what can i say i m crazy. *_* (see more)

we were really bored, and we had lipstick and eyeliner so we had some fun, yes, we're weirdos (see more)

Familiar with dha game "blind chicken" ? ok well i had to look around cuz i was it. mind you, i was blinded. so sum smartass Claps over the steps (there are 11) and i just jump dhat direction. i fell and rollledd down them allll not to mention half of the other stairs. ouch much? yeah. (see more)

Some kid on my bus had an insent and the bus driver lady called the police and when he passed by me i asked him did he ever kill some1 by accident... It was my first ride in a cop car!!! =D (see more)

I was with 2 female friends at a night club. All of the walls were painted black and it was dark in there. I thought they were going to get something to drink, so I followed them down the dark hallway, then we turned into a room, I followed them in and was surprised (and embarrassed) to see a long line of girls - I had followed them into the ladies restroom!!! (see more)

my girls and I had a sleep over at my house. we snuck out my window and played truth or dare under a street light. i plopped down on the street and sat on a big sharp rock. i got mad and without thinking i threw it. i heard a metal thump and it turned out that i put a dent into my neighbor's car. oops! (see more)

i accidentaly took a dump in my pants. (see more)

i was 4 and i didn't know sparklers were dangerous, but my parents handed me one anyway. It was sparkly..so I ate it...and went to the hospital burn unit place (see more)