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Hob Knocker Definition

What is the best hob knocker definition? Without looking up the phrase "hob knocker," come up with a funny hob knocker definition. Make it up yourself but keep it appropriate.


total challengers: 5   
1st
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TRYING TO KEEP IT CLEAN....ITS THE ACT OF HITTING SOMEONE IN THE FACE WITH PARTS THAT BELONG BELOW THE BELT

OR IN OTHER WORDS ..A FACIAL SAUSAGE SLAP LOL (see more)
 
codyc
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 6093  VOTES: 10

 

2nd
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A hob knocker is someone who teabags people with a sausage ...

that's what she says  (see more)
 
nappyboy
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5889  VOTES: 13

 

3rd
Hob knocker - phrase meaning to knock hobs.
The act of knocking hobs refers to the old English tradition of making ugly footwear. A hob is a giant carbuncle and knocking hobs meant to mash the crap out of the carbuncle. (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5825  VOTES: 11

 

4th
Hob knockers are Easter bunnies who are not full-grown yet, therefore they have not reached their egg-giving potential yet. (see more)
 
Neekoh
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 6065  VOTES: 9

 

5th
a hobknocker is a hobo that goes door to door asking for money (see more)
 
beaubray
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 5762  VOTES: 9





Comments

winkadoodle
winkadoodle legend
over 3 years ago
re: Old English
i bet you were the head of your class!
Feets
Feets legend
over 3 years ago
re: Old English
Got my degree at the Nossi College of Bullshit Artistry... LMAO
winkadoodle
winkadoodle legend
over 3 years ago
re: Old English
you talk a good game of bullshit..lmao
 
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