Best Way to Ask Someone to Homecoming

you: hey are u going to homecoming?
them: no
you: yeah me neither.
them: why not?
you: cuz i dont want to go to homecoming with someone i dont really want to be with.
them: well then y dont u go with the person u want to be with?
You: cuz your not going (see more)

If you go to the dance with me, i'll let you touch my boobies... (see more)

I'm ACTUALLY gunna use this one,

ME:heyy

Guy:hi

Me:hey will you, oh yeah you're supposed to do that...(start walkin away-)

GUy:wha-wha-wait, what were you gunna ask me???

me:oh nothing,

guy:well, i have to go--

me:(DARN IT!!) well, uh me too, SEE YOU AT HOMECOMING....

GUy:(OH SHITT!) oh, uh, are you goin with anybody??

Me:(ITS WORKING!) going where??

guy: to uh- homecoming....

Me:mmm, maybe.....(in about 3 seconds!!)

guy:cause i was wondering if you'd like to go to--- with me?

me:(OMFG!!!! WAKE UP LEITA!) (play it cool, act stupid!) go where?

guy: to homecoming!

me:mmmmhmmm, k, see yah there! (YESSSSSS~! OMFG!)

guy:is- is that a yes?!(SCORE!)

me:mmmhmmmm,(hesss soooooo cute!)

GUy: shes hott

me:what??

guy: that was supposed to be in ( )!

me:hope you have fun at the homecoming, and i hope you enjoyed my secret!
~Leita♥ (see more)

Him: Will you go to homecoming w/ me?
Her: Haha uh, when pigs fly! [She was being sarcastic of course. She knew she'd be going w/ him]
Then the next day..he comes with a dozen roses and has balloons w/ pigs drawn on them =] (see more)

Create a competition on IBY called Best way to ask a girl to homecoming. Than have her check it out to vote for you. When she reads your entry it's to her asking her to homecoming!!!!!! (see more)

Hey, I know that homecoming is coming up... and I was just wondering if you wern't with anyone else (usually you know if she/he is) could come with me to the homecoming.  (see more)

I was asked to Homecoming while flying from Kentucky to California with a group of my friends. The pilot came on asking if there was a Megan onboard. I immediately thought I did something wrong. But he continued to say, "I heard there was a Homecoming coming up, and I'm married so I can't take you, but there's a Brian onboard who would love to take you." Of course I said yes and the whole plane applauded. (see more)

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. Will you go to the dance with me? (see more)

hey baby, you gotta date for homecoming? cause if your not, your going with me, and if you do, your going with me anyway! (see more)

Bond...
...James Bond (see more)

"Hey, I've only got one week left to live and I dieing wish to go to Homecoming with the hottest girl in school. So would you grant me my wish and go with me?
I would also like to get lucky if that at all any way possible." (see more)

home is where you hang your hat... and your hat is in my arms... and when i go to.. oh fuck it. i dont know where i was going with that. will you go to homecoming with me? (see more)

me:hey, wanna go to homecoming wit me?

her: no

Me: alright. any of your friends wanna go with me?


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hey are you coming to homecoming?

cool, well who you going with?

no one? aww it's ok

why sure i'll go with you ;D

haha what a cheap way (see more)

We have a school paper, and you can buy ads and put in them whatever you want. Someone bought one saying
"Will you go to homecoming with me, *****?
-*******

CUTEST THING EVER! (see more)

i have always been there for you and i like you a lot ive been building up the cuorage since last year. But, will you go to homecoming with me? (see more)

hey umm i know you don't like me and i know you know i like you but i was wondering if you would like to come to homecoming with me i will give you flowers and chococlate anything you want for one night with you (see more)

Hey, I know you don't me but for a quick $75 you can be my date for homecoming (see more)

PUT A TRAIL OF ROSE PEDDLES HEADING TO HER DOOR OR A SPECIAL PLACE LIKE A PICNIC ON A BEACH OR A PARK.. WHAT EVER YOU LIKE.. THEN HAVE FLOWERS AND ASK HER WOULD SHE LIKE TO GO.. IF SHE SAYS NO FUCK HER AND GO TO THE NEXT.. (see more)

can you make that a night that i will remember forever? (see more)