Worst pickup line

Guy says: Hey, I just got a watch that tells me if women are wearing underpants. At the moment it says that you aren't wearing any.

Chick says: I AM SO WEARING UNDERPANTS!

Guy says: Oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast!

RAWR (see more)

Your parents must be assholes cuz ur da shit (see more)

Are you from Jamaica, cause you smell like weed. (see more)

if you were a booger id pick you first (see more)

Did you fart, coz you're blowin me away (see more)

hey see that outside yeah thats my bike i no you like it how would you like to get on the handle bars and we will ride to my parents house ya (see more)