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delivers a beatdown! congratulations! |
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Worst thing to say to a cop!!!
You were pulling over buy a Police Officer... what you MUST NOT say to him? no repeats .total challengers: 249
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2nd
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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BY VaLLeJO707
 RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 1396 VOTES: 105
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3rd
Look, you let me drink this beer and i'll let you go back to eating your doughnuts.. okay fatty?
(asking for trouble) (see more)
(asking for trouble) (see more)
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BY iwashere
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 918 VOTES: 81
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5th
So I turned into the wrong lane not realizing that I cut a cop off so he pulled me over. He said do you realize if I did not braked when I did I would have hit you? I said do you realized if you hadn't had your morning coffee and donut I could have a new car paid for by the state? Ummm yeah... (see more)
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BY Trinity1202
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 881 VOTES: 84
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6th
Can you make this quick? I kind of in a hurry, I'm on my way to score some crack. (see more)
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BY RJBrian
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 474 VOTES: 46
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7th
Gee, thanks officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! (see more)
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BY dude33369
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 1078 VOTES: 86
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8th
Officer: you know why i pulled you over right? I pulled you over because your tail light was out
You: O thank god i thought you pulled me over because of the dead hooker in my trunk: (see more)
You: O thank god i thought you pulled me over because of the dead hooker in my trunk: (see more)
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BY TylerEast
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 862 VOTES: 87
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9th
You're not going to check the trunk are you? (see more)
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BY VaLLeJO707
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 1048 VOTES: 95
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10th
is it the stop sign i didn't stop in? is it the red light i drive through? is it the old lady? because she was vary old, is it the 16 empty beer can?
the cop: "i just stop you because the back light is not on, but thank you, come out from the car please :P (see more)
the cop: "i just stop you because the back light is not on, but thank you, come out from the car please :P (see more)
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BY yossi102
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 635 VOTES: 67
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11th
Sorry if I was all over the road, I’m still buzzing a bit (see more)
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BY aSANTOS
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 221 VOTES: 22
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12th
You: So, I guess your not going to give me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
Officer: Sir, State Troopers don't have balls..... (see more)
Officer: Sir, State Troopers don't have balls..... (see more)
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BY MadMike02
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 403 VOTES: 37
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14th
"Do you have any idea how bright *hic* those damn lights are!? If I wasn't so drunk *hic* I'd kick your ass!" *hic* (see more)
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BY pizzaholic
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 527 VOTES: 65
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15th
Oh oh! Can you handcuff me, I kinda wanna fulfill this fantasy i've had for a long time!! (see more)
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BY pinecone37
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 200 VOTES: 19
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17th
officer: "can i see your ID?" drunk driver: "i heard about flying pigs, but never talking pigs. you learn something day every new." (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 157 VOTES: 12
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18th
How good is vodka and underage hookers on heyyyyyy (slur)
here taste some, ive got the vodka in my hand and the hooker in my trunk (see more)
here taste some, ive got the vodka in my hand and the hooker in my trunk (see more)
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BY Melvs
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 132 VOTES: 12
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19th
Officer: I pulled you over because is not fully closed
You: oh thats ok i just will need help getting some of that pot in the back seat. (see more)
You: oh thats ok i just will need help getting some of that pot in the back seat. (see more)
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BY crazyd00d1
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 120 VOTES: 12
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20th
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job (see more)
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BY VaLLeJO707
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 769 VOTES: 75
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re: Must be a slow day in the city today officer
lol, luckily for me it was noon and I was at work! funny line by you!
lol, luckily for me it was noon and I was at work! funny line by you!
re: Must be a slow day in the city today officer
i swear to drunk im not god??
i swear to drunk im not god??
re: Make This Quick...
LMAO!! r u crazy??lol,weed head!!!
LMAO!! r u crazy??lol,weed head!!!
re: Bad things to say
bahaha that is the funniest!
bahaha that is the funniest!
re: bad thing to say to cops
5! thats haha!
5! thats haha!
re: I SWEAR!!!
Lol very funny!
Lol very funny!
re: RETARDED POLICEMAN
da weird thing is that da retarded policeman is actually mentally retarded. weird right?
da weird thing is that da retarded policeman is actually mentally retarded. weird right?
re: RETARDED POLICEMAN
lol i`ve seen it lol
lol i`ve seen it lol
re: RETARDED POLICEMAN
he iz kinnda funny...
he iz kinnda funny...
re: RETARDED POLICEMAN
guys check this one out, lol
guys check this one out, lol
re: Hot Girl and Officer
lol
lol
re: Hot Girl and Officer
hm.........very suspicious
hm.........very suspicious
re: Hot Girl and Officer
Lol. ya but if the offecier isnt that... she would get a ticket. see..?
Lol. ya but if the offecier isnt that... she would get a ticket. see..?
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