Your Best "That's What She Said" Moments

#3: I was at work and my Manager (who is really hot) wanted a Jolly Rancher from the vending machine, but it got stuck. So I was helping her get it out.

Manager: "Why don't we ram it from behind?"

Me: "That's what she said."

#2: Also at work, me and another store standard were gathering up carts (I work at Walmart by the way) and there was a giant leaf in one of the carts with a lot of veins.

Store Standard: "Wow, it's so veiny."

Me: "That's what she said."

#1: Again, at work. Christian (store standard), new guy, and I were sitting on a bench and we were talking about how Christian was quitting.

New guy: "I can't believe I came and now you're leaving"

Me: "That's what she said"  (see more)