Best television quote

Max: So you're a psychic? Then you've already seen me turn and walk away. (see more)

I brought you into this world and i can take ya out!!! (see more)

It's not cheating unless your in love (see more)

Michael Scott: So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish? (see more)

That's what she said! (see more)

What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour. (see more)

HOW YOU DOIN? (see more)

Jerry: "So what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round...the mug is round...it should be called 'Round-tine'.

Banya: "That's GOLD, Jerry!" GOLD!!" (see more)

AIDS, how retro. (see more)

I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love.  (see more)