best quote from a Will Farrell movie

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker (see more)

From Talladega Nights when he thought he was on fire.......

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
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David Koechner (Champ Kind): ... what in the hell is diversity?
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ... (see more)

"Discovered by the Germans, they named it San Diago...which of course in German means, 'a whale's vagina'..." (see more)

MAMA IM GOING FAST (see more)

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.  (see more)

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills (see more)

Will Ferrell (Chazz Reinhold):... grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ... (see more)

"MOOOOMM! THE MEATLOAF! . . . FUCK! What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing." (see more)

... you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa ... (see more)

here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain't first, you're last, you know, what I'm talking about ... that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. (see more)

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional (see more)

i cant even remember wat movie it was but he said something like:

old man im gonna be all over you like a spider monkey!!


hahaha hilarious!! (see more)

And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go Fuck yourselves san diego. (see more)

We're going streaking! (see more)

from the movie zoolander:

Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.  (see more)

I play for keeps (see more)

Ron Burgundy (looking in mirror): Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.  (see more)