Best Excuse For Missing Work Or School.

For College.
Had a wicked hangover and was in someone else's house. Didn't go to College.
When asked why I didn't show up...
Me-'I was errmm...Detained by Police for practicing witchcraft and casting spells at passers by'.
-'Oh really?'
Me-'Umm yeah! ...Apparently it's assault if you throw pixie dust on people, who knew right?'
Needless to say, I used this off T.V,haha (see more)

I was living in Philadelphia at the time and we shooting some basketball, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got into one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."  (see more)

I told my boss i was gonna attend my uncles funeral
just so i could go to a special event, a couple minutes later
my uncle called my work asking for me and my boss answered
he just wanted to know if i was gonna get the day off........i got fired! (see more)

I told my teacher that my brother fell off a bridge and I was in the hospital with him. I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT!!!!! (see more)

I planned on going to Disneyland with some friends during the week since there's less people than on weekends. So I stopped by my work in the AM before anyone got there and sent an email to my boss from my secured work email, stating I was working all night and left to go home to go to bed and be in the following day and if there was a problem to call. No phone calls and the lines were short...He didn't call until the evening to tell me to take the next day off as well. :) (see more)

I forgot where it was. :) (see more)

I told my instructors that Im having a really bad asthma and by going to school in a very cold weather can get my asthma worst ...so i cant go to their class for the rest of the semesters ( i did that last fall semester and they let me excuse from their classes and allow me to take all my exams at home and turn them in by email =)) ) and still end up having A's and B's on my classes ... ( very fun times .. and very true story =)) )
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My dog ate my......Leg (see more)

NO HABLA INGLES!!!!! (see more)

I told my teacher that I was acting in a movie so I couldn't come to school, but he really likes movies so he asks which one. I just told him the first movie I thought about. When the movies actually came out, my teacher saw it and he never saw me in it...He actually told the principle about it and I got suspended... (see more)

Knocked Out: A scrap of wood fell on my head while I was walking by a construction site yesterday and I’m going to the neurologist today because I’m worried I might have a concussion. (see more)

Umm my homework yea i got drunk last night so.......yea  (see more)