Most Stupid Question You've Ever Been Asked

I work at a 24hr convenience store, and yesterday at work this guy asked me what time we're open 'til, and I said "We're 24 hours"
He goes "Yeah I know that, but what time do you close?" Seriously, I stared at him for like 15 seconds until he finally went "OH. Never mind." LOL (see more)

Last week, I got a call on my fixed phone at home, you know, the landline.
It was my father. He asked me 'Are you at home right now?'
I first thought he made a joke, so I said 'No, I am driving in the car right now.'
He replied 'Ok, no problem, I will call you back later then' and hung up.
I was like, wtf?! (see more)

since i live in italy, im having lots of italians around me. and everytime i meet new ppl, they are kinda amazed the moment i tell them that im actually half german and half finnish. and there was this one girl that talked to me all the time! and suddenly asked me "How come u are german?" and i was like "What u mean with how come? u think i chose to be german?" and loled a little. and she was like "yeah but cant u change ur religion?" and i was like "o.0 whaaa?"
XD
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Some chick once asked me how to spell my name.
My name is Sam. (see more)

theres this blond girl in my class and i had a bag of cheerios and she asked me if cheerios are donut seeds and she was completly serious  (see more)

As the bone is sticking out of my leg the doctor calmly asks....."Does it hurt and where is the pain most severe?" Had it been legal i would've knocked him out. (see more)

My cousin and I were 11 and 12 years old respectively, and one winter were playing Laser Tag in my neighbours' back yard. My cousin decides to be a wuss and ran to the far end of a frozen pond in the yard. Every time I tried to run around the pond, he would run the opposite direction, leading to us always being 180 degrees away from one another.

Being the genius that I am, I tried to cross the frozen pond, and did so until reaching the precise center, at which point I went through the ice and into the cold water.

As soon as I swam to shore, my cousin asked me the sensible question "Was it cold"? And I answer "yes, I'm freezing."

He then asks the stupidest question I ever heard, even to date, 12 years later:

"Was it wet?"

Oy... (see more)

My Mom asks me: "Are you sleeping?"

than I answered: "Not anymore!" (see more)

My cousin asked me whats obama's last name? lol (see more)

Ok so I'm on IBY and I take a quiz right? So one of the people on my friend list starts to chat with me. And he says do you speak english or spanish? I'm like dude. Are you freaking kidding me. I'm like I'm from Indiana which is like a really american state and I'm speaking english RIGHT NOW and your really asking me that. Then here comes the most stupid question of the century. This dude asks me what my username is. I said....wow....then I said ok even I can't take this stupidity. LOOK UP. So he actually looked up. AT THE CEILING. And then he said umm...all I see is my ceiling. So logged off. (see more)

One day I was walking to the video game store with my friends when one of them asks me "do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?". We all stared at him as his face hit the ground... (see more)

me and my ex gf were at my house and something happened to where we needed an ambulance. so i say "shelbi. call 911". she said "whats the number?" i looked at her and said 911. well she stared back and said I KNOW WHATS THE NUMBER. i said shelbi 911. press the nine. then the one and then another one. she said o. that makes sense. lol i just sat there like are you serious... (see more)

Dirst day of my High School semester. Everone was asking questions and everyone was really nice. Just one girl was a little strange. Never got to be good friends with her, would have liked to be though.
First she was like:
"so.. Where are you from?" -- "Northern Germany." -- "Europe?" -- "Ehm.. yes." -- "Like the german Germany?"
I kinda thought about saying that I'm from the british Germany which became part of the United Arab Emirates but I didn't want to take the risk of getting my first enemie the first day. :)

Later then she asked if I've ever been in a holocaust (i told her that this ended like 48 years before I was born) and how I felt when the Berlin wall came down.
It was somehow major weird.. (see more)

*talking to some girl there*

girl: "How come you always say that?"
me: "Oh, I add 'chan' after names that end with vowels."
girl: "Wait, what are vowels again?" (see more)

some stupid questions people like to ask:
i wake up, go to the kitchen, my grandmother sees me and asks "you awake already?" i say "no, i'm sleepwalking"
i go to a party, a friend of mine asks "you're here?' i reply 'no..i'm an ilusion of yours'
my mom calls me at home and asks "where are you?" i don't even know what to say xD (see more)

we married recently and life is new. but funny things happen, like i am in the bathroom and she knocks on the door and and i answer "WHAT??" she then asks: "are you inside the bathroom?? i lower my head thinking OMG and say "no i am at work and i will be home soon". (see more)

Well see..i was born in Alaska of the United States :) well anyways, when people find this out they always ask "Oh my gosh! were you born in an igloo?!" or "Were you born in a snowmobile!" (or my personal favorite) "is your dad the abominable snowman? or bigfoot?!" my reply... "no honey, i was born in a n hospital, just like you, the only difference is i wasnt dropped on my head as a baby like you were apparently." One time i even had a guy guess where i was born, and he said "Is it in America?" "yes it its" then ive guess every state!" " No you didnt guess Alaska." his reply..."THATS NOT EVEN AMERICA!" .... my facial expression o.0...well i found out who the children were who were left behind in the educational system..
-Brooklyn (see more)

Are you asleep? (see more)

A guy rang me up and said "is your phone working?" I said no and hang up =/ (see more)

I have 2 very dumb questions i have been asked. The first is just to make you laugh but was said by my friend.
"Where do I buy a unicorn?" Wow.
My Actual Entry is a very simple question. I would get on FB and one of my friends would chat me. The first thing they would say is . . .
"Hey, What's Up?"
I mean seriously? Why would you ask me that? So my natural instinct is to send back. . . .
"I am on freaking FB talking to you, you dumbo!"
That has to be the stupidest question invented.
"Hey, What's Up?" (see more)