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Best SuperBad quote

any funny quote from SuperBad


total challengers: 58   
1st
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"What do you mean? ...We don't do everything together! ...Well I gotta go take a piss... so come on ...My dicks not gonna shake itself" (see more)
 
sweet_cheeks_willie
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 5604  VOTES: 12

 

2nd
You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton. (see more)
 
pizzaholic
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5437  VOTES: 27

 

3rd
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You scratch my back and i'll scratch yours.

"Funny thing about my back is that it's located on my C**k" (see more)
 
shano
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5477  VOTES: 20

 

4th
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I was very secretive about this whole dick operation i had going on... (see more)
 
garabitos
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5479  VOTES: 17

 

5th
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Seth: I know, but look at Evan. Just look at him.

Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
 (see more)
 
RedsMJW
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5706  VOTES: 35

 

6th
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.

Officer Michaels: Great name.

Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.

Officer Michaels: 'Sounds like a sexy hamburger!
 (see more)
 
treble0013
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5374  VOTES: 20

 

7th
Lube?! It's not like she's gonna say" Oh Evan thank you for bringing spermicidal lube for my pussy! I couldn't have handled ur 4 inch dick witout it!" (see more)
 
atrudjake
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 6439  VOTES: 29

 

8th
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Cop: Spread your sh*t. P***ies on the pavement fellas. Come on!


Evan: please don't shoot sir


Cop: "please don't shoot" just shut up and spread your sh*t. I AM the law, ok!Now hold hands. (see more)
 
gams602
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5452  VOTES: 17

 

9th
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"McLovin? Thats badass" (see more)
 
Drose622
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5581  VOTES: 36

 

10th
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the F**K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f***ing book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb f***ing name!  (see more)
 
canada_dogg
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 5400  VOTES: 26

 

11th
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.  (see more)
 
john4492
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 2236  VOTES: 24

 

12th
When the 2 police break up the house party:

Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! (see more)
 
Pickaxe
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 2180  VOTES: 18

 

13th
Evan: Those pants are way too tight...wayyy too tight

Seth: Yeah but chicks can see the borders and outline of my dick a little

Evan: Yeah man, they go nuts for that...male camel toe (see more)
 
Little_Bean
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 2161  VOTES: 18

 

14th
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man. (see more)
 
atrudjake
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 2163  VOTES: 14

 

15th
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Officer Slater: Was he African?


Liquor Store Clerk: Was he African? No, he was American. And he was like you. He looked just like you.


Officer Michaels: He was Jewish! An odd crime for a Jew to commit. Ok, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie...  (see more)
 
Big_O
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2137  VOTES: 13

 

16th
Seth: "She wants to f**k me. She wants my dick, in or around her mouth." (see more)
 
helladopex
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2074  VOTES: 5

 

17th
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Seth: "By the end of summer I will be the iron chef of punding vag!! (see more)
 
Joeman13
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2012  VOTES: 5

 

18th
shes gonna come up to you and say im making a pube salad and i want Seths Own dressing (see more)
 
Ohanrahan
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2061  VOTES: 10

 

19th
Fuck it, I'm About To Graduate, They Should Be Sucking On My Ball Sack (see more)
 
Disturbed_link
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2088  VOTES: 10

 

20th
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Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? (see more)
 
purplemochi
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2298  VOTES: 29



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Comments

sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
re: I gotta piss SUPERBAD
tere meee tooo
terecart
terecart all-star
over 3 years ago
OneInABrasillion
OneInABrasillion all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Scratch my Back!
That's bull I posted it first and your ahead. bull!
sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
Isaballs
Isaballs starter
over 3 years ago
re: I gotta piss SUPERBAD
Hahah nice, love that movie!
shano
shano all-city
over 3 years ago
re: McLovin
I and many others applauded this scene! HAHA
mellymel
mellymel all-city
over 3 years ago
re: She wants to f**k me.
lOl <3 superbad
cdan1028
cdan1028 pro
over 3 years ago
re: She wants to f**k me.
wow ppl r so horny
cdan1028
cdan1028 pro
over 3 years ago
im_a_LOVE_glutton
over 3 years ago
re: omg
Buwahahaha i love SuperBad! 5
maxguy
maxguy all-american
over 3 years ago
re: African Jew
Great quote. One of many good ones from that movie.
Little_Bean
Little_Bean captain
over 3 years ago
re: Best SuperBad quote
yessss hahaha best one
kubes
kubes all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Mclovin
yea this is the best
Ohanrahan
Ohanrahan all-american
over 3 years ago
re: omg
you all know its the best
nearlyfamousgirlx
nearlyfamousgirlx all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Hilarious!
hahhahahahaha a
Girdidit
Girdidit all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Superbad Quote
BAD ASS!
paige101
paige101 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Best SuperBad quote
hahaha!! good quote!! 5!! oh and YOUR ADDICTED!!!
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
re: P in Va-G
5
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
re: Home-Ec
5
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
re: My Quote
5
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
re: McLovin
5
JaeMitch
JaeMitch starter
over 3 years ago
re: IT
5
kubes
kubes all-star
over 3 years ago
kubes
kubes all-star
over 3 years ago
re: P in Va-G
lol
 
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over 3 years ago
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over 3 years ago
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over 3 years ago