best line from a film

Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?  (see more)

You Talkin' To Me? (see more)

say hello to my little friend  (see more)

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er." (see more)

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy,
Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning.
She can make you feel high,
Full of the single greatest commodity known to man:
Promise. promise of a better day,
promise of a greater hope,
promise of a new tommorow.
This particular aura,
can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl.
In her smile, and in her soul.
In the way she makes every rotten little thing about life
seem like it's gonna be ok. (see more)

Kevin Spacey's Character- Lester to Annette Benning's character-
"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again" (see more)

Vaughan Cunningham: You always seem to be deep in thought. Tell me, what are you thinking right now?
Karl: I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.
Vaughan Cunningham: How about before that?
Karl: Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.  (see more)

"Well, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c**k." (see more)

If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't.
-Colin Farrell from In Bruges (see more)

Im a pimp, and pimps dont commit suicide do they? (see more)

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese.
A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Because of the metric system?
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherf****er. That's right. The metric system.
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you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! (see more)

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse  (see more)

iv had it with mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane (see more)

Hasta la vista, baby. (see more)

Luke: You killed my father !

Vader: No Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER ! (see more)

I just dont like your uderis. (see more)

Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there’s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack : I’ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable…the Black Pearl.
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"ill have what shes having" (see more)