Best Chuck Norris Fact

The top three Causes for death in the world...

1) Cancer

2) Heart Failure

3) Chuck Norris (see more)

Back in December 1, 1955, Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat for a white passenger because she was saving it for Chuck Norris. (see more)

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. (see more)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad (see more)

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. (see more)

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. (see more)

after chuck norris had sex with a car engine, it gave birth to optimus prime (see more)

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding! (see more)

When the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris (see more)

Chuck Norris pass his calculus test by answer violence on all his problem. Chuck Norris solves all his problem by using violence. (see more)

Normal people check for the boogey man in their closet, but the boogey man checks for chuck norris in his closet! (see more)

Chuck Norris can drink an empty bottle of water. (see more)

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's just another FIST (see more)

When the Boogey Man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris! (see more)

when Chuck Norris gets drunk he doesn't throw up he throws down (see more)

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.. (see more)

How many Chuck Norris’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Chuck Norris has night vision (see more)

If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar. (see more)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about. (see more)

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...now it's just called the Islands. (see more)