Best Cheating Excuses

We weren't fooling around. The other car hit us and it knocked my pants off. (see more)

"Sorry teacher, but I just had to look off the nerds paper. I mean, as it is, I already have an F in this class. What difference does it make if I get caught cheating?" (: (see more)

I wanted to have some fun and YOU weren't around. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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I just saved this girls life... its called CPR, that's why my hands where on her chest and my mouth on her mouth. My pants around my ankles?... They got knocked off while she was convulsing- happens all the time. (see more)