Best Question to Ask on a Date

I think it's very important on a date to get to know each other. The most important questions is do you have kids? (see more)

Did you, or have you ever, voted for a candidate with the surname 'Bush?'

a.) If she was 18 in 1988, she's probably a little too old for me. Cougars are fun for awhile, but soon enough you'll find them crazy.

b.) If she voted for W., ever, she's probably a little too dense for me.

c.) If she voted for Jeb Bush, she's from Florida, and will one day want a flamingo on her lawn, a double-wide trailer, or to move to a terrible destination like Tampa or Clearwater (exceptions can be made if she is from Miami - which is like East Berlin - except isolated in a sea of tacky instead of a sea of commies.) (see more)

If you can get past the sorta-cheesy phrasing, this two-part question can lead to a whole lot of conversational tangents:

How many of your dreams have you fulfilled? Which ones are left to take care of? (see more)

Soo how many sexual partners have you been with?

Have you contracted any STD's and If so which ones?

By this time I should be rinsing my eyes out with water trying to stop the burn from pepper spray (see more)

You were born with TWO X Chromosomes right? (see more)

My place or yours tonight? (see more)

So... Have you ever seen a grown man naked? (see more)

Umm... I'm Thinking We Should Go Out Next Week Again, Please Say Yes??? (see more)

so what do you do

thats like a 2 hour conversation for people coz we all love talking about ourselves (see more)

So that band around your finger is a Senior Ring right? (see more)

hey before we leave do u have any STD's (see more)

If i followed you home tonight, would you keep me? (see more)

Will you still love me in the morning? (see more)