best zombie plan

my zombie plan would be (if there was only like 10 people left in my town) grab all the rifles in my house, trust me there is quite a few, grab the motor-home and use it as a base of attack. then driving around collecting gas, guns, ammo, people, and vehicles where ever and when ever needed (see more)

First off its gonna be me and my best friend Nick rockin zombie heads. Now if zombies are anything like they're depicted in movies, they are slow as helll. So, I would most likely run around looting as much as i could(becasuse I like stuff) as well as stomping any zombies I ran into. I would definitely grab a chainsaw or some other hacking device though. I hate seeing zombies swarm on people in movies and I think chopping them in half would be pretty effective. Well now that i think of it, if i wasn't brave enough to kill 1000's of dead people I would probably get freaked out, cry a lot and eventually be "turned". But becoming a zombie wont be so bad for me, I'll definitely be doing a lot of Micheal Jackson's "thriller" dance. (see more)

when the zombies start too take over the i will grab the axe in the backyard andgo down the road to all about surplus grab winter gear and a gas mask meet up with kurtis and the bronco drive down to shooter's and loot as much munition as the bronco can carry then head to alaska...(since zombies shouldn't have body they would turn into fleshsicles (see more)