Strangest thing that you heard from a teacher!

I remember on the first day of school, a kid called out but his voice cracked.
my teacher said:
"oh, looks like somebody hasn't hit *voice cracks* puberty yet!

It was so hillarious, and only on the first day (see more)

So our class was going to do the shot-put, and another teacher starts talking to my class saying
"going to go chuck some balls of steel? ohh, have fun" (see more)

Someone said they were going to go to mexico and buy gallons of Taquila, and then someone said Jan(My Teacher) could drink four gallons, this is her reply.

"Four Gallons? You really don't give me enough credit guys, ten at the least, and that won't even give me a buzz."

I busted a gut (see more)

i got in trobel and my teacher said: we want to be like this (holding her hands togeather) not like this (holding her hands seperate) (see more)

Whe were learnig about sexual and asexual reprduction and she use as an exaple in one part of the lesson. You don't see to trees getting it on outside do you???? (see more)

in science we had to make these sandwiches to show how sedimentary rock formed and they were made from penutbutter, coconut shavings, suger, brown suger, sprinkles, and chocolate chunks. when we were done with the experiment we got to eat it. he came around with a trash can and when he got to me i was chowing down so he said

"hey,hey, dont be a piglet!" (see more)

*space out me staring at the window*

Teacher: Karla! Are you with us? Or are you with "you"?

Me: Sir, I'm with you. *insert chris brown's song here* (see more)

One of my teachers kept asking my friend Lisa to put away the red pen she was using. After a while, when she was using a red pen, he just yelled out in front of the whole classroom "IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT DAMN RED PEN AWAY, I WILL BREAK IT AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" After that, no one EVER used a red pen... except for one kid who went mysteriously missing (see more)

she said shut up and stop acting like a kid (see more)

I wunce saw a truck that said you cant beat our maet...........hahahaha (see more)

try to imagine a right (commercial law)teacher that enter in the classroom (first day of the year) whit a sigarette in his hand...he sayd 'Do you think that I am smoking?'..than he came up to the window, put the sigarette on a chair and sayd 'Am i smoking now? The answer is "no"...the sigarette is smoking not me...' (see more)

My gym teacher, Mr. Jackson said to us
I'm tired of this bullshit! (see more)

In class my teacher got really mad at this one kid and yelled, "SHUT IT!' (see more)

I always think that is weird when techers talk about sex but one of my techers went itno detials about sex and how he likes it and its good for you and not to have sex till ur married..

it was weird (see more)

good work u got an A (i am usualy a d averige) (see more)