Most annoying ex-girlfriend/boyfriend conversation

ex: Oh Hey Dru...



Me: CRAP (see more)

IN CLASS...
me: soo how are things going with that internet gf u found on maplestory?

class: HAHAHAHAHHA

him: DON'T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THAT!!

he never comes to class now (see more)

This is what my ex does to me:

text messages: over 20 a day

phone calls: 10 missed calls a day

following me in school: 5 days a week

e-mail: so many 'I LOVE YOU' that my head will go crazy.

myspace: keeps on adding me

hacking my myspace: my blogs says that i want to get back with him (he wrote)

~-_-~
so annoying but he isn't stalking me.


(The Picture is my new lover) (see more)

ex: i love you.

me: That's special.

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i get a text at 11 am on sunday morning, and didnt answer it, so later i get a phone call and all i hear is
"i hate you, and know you didnt answer on purpose. do you miss me?"

what am i supposed to say to that... (see more)

here it goes

[ex: im sorry for everything i did to you, i still love you, i don't love her like i love you..

me: the best thing you did was cheat on me beacause i have never been more happy with anyone and i know now that im truly in love and have love with someone and what you and i had was not love

ex: do you still think about me?

me: nope.

ex: really?

me: yup..you need to focus on your wife and your child..and forget about me. don't mess that up.]

haven't talked since.

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ex: Do you have a new girlfriend?

me: Yes

ex: OMG!!! Who is she? Do I know her? Where does she live? Is she blonde? Do you love her? Is she good in bed? How old is she? Are you two having sex yet? Does she remind you of me? She does, doesn't she! OMG I should talk to her, where can I find her? No, what's her number? Wait nevermind, I'll ask your friends. (see more)

This was a text message I got a year and a half after we broke up:

"I wanted to tell you that I think I am bi now. You are the first person I said this to but I have to tell you, I like [boys] more than [girls]. Do you want to go watch a movie? And do you still miss me?"

You can guess what the "boys" and "girls" part of the convo meant...WTF? (see more)

WE USED TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL...HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AROUND ME....AND I MEAN ALL THE TIME...AND IF MY GUY FRIENDS WANTED TO TALK TO ME OR SOMETHING HE WOULD TRY TO FIGHT THEM.....I THINK HE WAS MORE PSYCHO THEN ANYHTING ELSE...WELL AFTER 4 MONTHS OF TORTURE I BROKE UP WITH HIM...THEN HE KEPT CALLING MY HOUSE TELLING ME TO GET BACK WITH HIM OR HE WAS GONNA KICK MY ASS AND KILL ME....LOL.....WELL I DIDNT BUT I DID GET THE COPS ON HIM...LOL (see more)

I broke up with her, we got back together, she broke it off again and told me she didn't want to see me anymore. six months have one by and almost every night i get a crying phone call or some kind of text message talking about how much she misses me and wants me back. to top it off she has a new boyfriend  (see more)

The day before my birthday i was chilling at my friends house having a few beers and she calls screaming telling me im cheating on her

i dont want this drama and would never cheat so i dump her on my birthday (next day)

few days later im chillin at my friends house and she sees my truck and calls me and tells me i shouldnt be having fun and i should have just killed her rather than breaking up with her on my bday... (see more)

SHE WROTE ME A 3 page note on how much i mest up her life (see more)

Me: Babe, we have been talking about this for 3 hours now. We have now talked ourselves in a circle back to the beginning of the conversation for the 4th time. I need to go to bed.

X: You always leave me!

Me: Babe, your drunk. Chances are you will claim to "not remember" any of this tomorrow anyway.

X: Yeah, your right

Me: If you know this, then why do you keep fighting?

X: I'm drunk and bored!

Me: Wait, so you have been fighting me because you are bored?

X: So?

Me: I have better things to do with my time then fight, such as sleep. (see more)

so, i'm @ my ex house just to say hello.....we're still good friends.....sometimes.
He was all over me and this is what was said....


Me: stop! aren't you engaged?


ex: yea, but why are u acting like u don't want me?

Me: do u still love me or something?

ex: Yea I love u, but I just love her more.

yea, this ain't workin out quite right. (see more)

So I had a internet bf, he came to my town in summer we spend some time togheter,we broke up,next summer he came to my town again and he asked me "If it wasn't for the distance,if I was from your town do you think we could still be togheter?" and I told him "If you were from my town I wouldn't even look at you in the first place." Kinda cruel I know xD But I really didn't want to get back with him and I didn't want to give him any hope xD (see more)

I broke up with my boyfriend and he would still say im fine and pretty and stuff. After a month he finally stopped sitting with me and my friends! (see more)

Watching a movie: (Not exact but very close)
Her: Why did he shoot the other guy?
Me: Because he was he badguy and there was no other way.
Her: Hahahaha! Did you see the way he fell off that car!?
Me: Uh why did you laugh it wasn't that funny
Her: I dunno.
(So basically, watching a movie was impossible without her talking every 5 minutes) (see more)

him: hon im sorry i know i was wrong, but i was drunk..

me: yeah.. right.. it's the third time u got in bed with another chick because u were drunk!

him: i didn't know what i was doing.. i was soo drunk.. hon please come back to me..

me: uhh.. no.. see ya! (see more)

ex: hey, can you drop by my house? just for 10 mins?

me: sure.

(i arrived. 20 mins has past)

me: hey, uh, i have to go.

ex: you always leave me.
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when your boyfriend asks, cant we talk about 'this' and you have been talking about 'this' for the past hour (see more)