Rubbish Journal

This girl is a thief! She stole my idea for the hand in my pocket comp. The nerve!!!! I could bend over better than she does. And now I hear the upstart Team DK plans to do the same pose with red jeans!!! Rubbish! It's just plain rubbish!  (see more)

I mean Yossi is the only person I know who thinks cows are cute. I've never met a male person sleep with stuffed cows on their bed! (see more)

Joe thinks I'm his friend.
Just because we talk on skype almost every single day, doesn't mean I'm a friend.
Besides, does he think I want to go on talking to him for hours. Good grief, i can't believe I wore this orange hat for him.
If I could just find somebody who I could pay to talk to... (see more)

This just in. Our sources tell us that the tattoo on dvyntwoman's back is fake, fake fake! It's just Brody getting crazy with his sharpie! Yes, folks Mummy encourages her son to conserve paper use by making her back his canvas. It's all rubbish I tell ya!  (see more)

Don't be fooled by Fire's accent... I caught a VID of her when she first signed on IBY and she was talking straight... I heard her 2 Fiancé’s found out too about the fake accent and called it quits... It's all RUBBISH!!! (see more)

I asked her for her dough and she wouldn't give it to me. Now how am i going to get my booze on?! It's rubbish I tell you!  (see more)

Yes my dear IByers. It's been confirmed that gotgame is really Uprooted in drag. Sorry to disappoint you guys but it is true! Just try putting a blonde wig on Ryan and you'll see what I mean. there are also unconfirmed reports that gotgame is nothing more than a hologram. We will look into this and give you the deets. It's all rubbish I tell ya!  (see more)

So, you wanna talk about Mia stealing your idea about your hands in your pocket comp.How about you stealing my idea about the rubbish journal? I see how you roll. you sit and listen off camera and create other people's ideas on IBY, now thats what we call RUBBISH!  (see more)

News that the now infamous Femme Fatale on IBY is really a cover up for some kind of sick cyber-porn ring is spreading like wildfire.
The founding members were unavailable to comment but one person I asked today had this to say...
"Who are you, you don't even have a microphone. Leave me alone you weirdo..."
THE FACTS ARE PILING UP!
IT'S A LOAD OF OLD RUBBISH!!!! (see more)

Yup! that's what Whitney said about this guy. He's a bad influence. And don't believe it when he says crack is your friend. Believe you me he's not! Crack is whack and that's that! It's all rubbish ya'll!  (see more)

This man will never be employee of the year. He goes and tells his boss (who's prolly a masochist) to go f*ck himself and he does crossword tags while at work. Not a shining example. To be fair he tells great bedtime stories. perhaps he should change his day job. It's all rubbish i tell ya!  (see more)

What person in his right mind would attempt a marshmallow contest only to spit it out on his second piece. talk about a fu*ked up gag reflex! and what's worse he posts it for everyone to see which only confirms the fact that he really likes being humiliated. That and the fact that he can act out his cowboy fantasy. if you don't know Brokeback Mountain is tizzie's all time fave film. Which got me thinking perhaps he prefers hard things in his mouth rather than soft marshmallows. It's all rubbish I tell ya!  (see more)

Well Well Well......i now see the light. So you say that i look for you on skype..I believe it was just a few mins ago that you said "skype now" on my profile page. Go ahead and pay to talk to someone. They will just give the money back to get you to stop talkin that rubbish. yeah keep talking sweet to me on skype as i enter this in. We all know u love the DK!  (see more)

Joeybonezz NEEDS nicotine to survive...
All the smoking he does in his videos isn't to annoy people or get an image...He is actually FEEDING off the little sticks of mayhem.
He tried to eat them "raw" and also tried in the suppository form but no method is more effective [or comfortable] as smoking them...So don't hate!

It's all a load of old rubbish!! (see more)

Well Well Well...basketball season is right around the corner. Oct 31st I believe is the first game of the Chicago Bulls vs the Boston Celtics. Now we all know that Joeym333 is a Celtics fan, and Team_DK is a Bulls fan ( i know) its just sad to say Joeym33 that the Bulls will win that night and every game vs Boston this season. But we will watch each game via skype or oovoo. just thought I let you know. That's what friends do.  (see more)

Your barber should be dragged out to the street and shot! It would be doing the world a favour. You need your towel on your head more than ever! Whatever Joe! Go stick up that tube of pringles up your arse! It's rubbish I tell yah! (see more)

ahhh... look who is talking big words bout my cooking skills... was that the only thing you could find?!!!
well look at her... and all her wanna be sexy pic... actually she isn't like that... this pics are only her frustrating cry to get attention from us iby user... cause no one really loves her... and this is her way of making friends....
so i just say: IT's ALL RUBBISH!!!! (see more)

don't even get me started on him. The former 69er has lost his touch. He says he's all 'hands on' but he's really a 30 something virgin. he practices copping a feel nightly on blowup dolls so he can get it right when the opportunity strikes. It's all rubbish I tell ya!  (see more)

Don't believe anything this man says to you cause he likes blowing smoke rings up peoples arses! We even have the video to prove it! Be warned. It's all rubbish I tell ya! (see more)

Washing machines in crack lounges? Statues driving cars? Radiators singing? All seemingly random paranormal events... but take a closer look and the story is downright scary[rubbish].

A mysterious brain and computer control wizard by the alias of "Fire_incarnate" is at work in the world, making things do stuff they really don't need to be doing.
When will this reign of unscrupulous inconvenience end? I'll let you know once my cat finishes my new "funky and choppy hair-do"...

It's all a load of old rubbish I tell ya! (see more)