what wouldya say if ur parents saw u watchin porn?

i was possessed by the hand of Satan! (see more)

let me finish jackin off then we can talk


LOL (see more)

If my mom caught me, I'd say, "Dad gave it to me." If my dad caught me, I'd say, "I found it under your bed." If they both caught me, I'd say, "See what bad influences you guys have been on me?" (see more)

UHH...iDR0PPED THE REM0TE ND THiS CAME 0N...SACHiN [BR0THERS NAME] WAS PR0BABLY WATCHiN iT... (see more)

its not what it looks like...i lost my phone and i thought i dropped it in here....the tv? no that was on when i got here (see more)

Want a copy? (see more)

Parents: i guess this is what they mean when they say that they`re playing with their wii.... (see more)