Realization your old

1. "i just cant drink the way i used to" replaces "im never drinking that much again"

2. your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"

3. when u find out a friend is pregnant you congratule them instead of asking "oh SHIT, what the hell happened!''  (see more)

when I start talking to my friends and family about the past.."Do u remember when..." and.."those were good times..." yep.i feel that i've been doing that a lot lately... (see more)

It hit me one day when I was listening to the new 105.1 which is all the new rock and realized all the new bands can't sing and sound like crap. I quickly switched back to my old rock station that only plays bands from the 80s 90s and a few good ones from recent years. I don't like the new rock I like the old stuff that was out when i was a kid.... (see more)

When younger teens got mad at me 4 telling them The Jonas Bros. suck!..kids like it and i dn't. I must B getting old. (see more)

When you hear yourself saying that, you realise you are officially old. As soon as you start seeing and discussing how obnoxious SOME teenagers are, and comparing those, to how you were at that stage! (see more)

...When on the drive into town for a night out on the lash, the conversation turns to washing products; which is best for what and how the water hardness in your area affects how long you should do washes for.... Momentarily pausing to ask the taxi man to slow down a bit and to turn the 'stupid loud music' down a bit.

Oh yeah this happened...  (see more)

You know you're getting old when you make sounds when you move. You know... bend over and huhhh or guuuu.
lol (see more)

when u start replying "wellback in my day...."  (see more)

Here are some:

1. You sing/hum to yourslef in kitchen

2. You start listening to Classical Music.

2. You start buying things you don't really need

3. You start to forget where you put things

4. You start looking like you dad/mum (see more)

I was running thru the warehouse one day and noticed I could feel my tits bouncing ! ,,,,,,,,, im like WTF ! :o  (see more)

you stumble accross that old picture of you and rex......t-rex (see more)

you KNOW your old when you trip over your boobs when you walk. (see more)

Dude...you know you're old when:
1. The little dudes that work at the grocery store all call you "sir".
2. You never get ID'd at the liquor store anymore.
3. You go out to the club and see your high school friend's son/daughter there.  (see more)

when you dont understand what people younger than you are saying (see more)

you are old when you notice your cake to to small for all the candles!!!  (see more)

When, in a discussion, you refer to a really funny ad that you thought was an anthology, and younger people around you stare at you with a sympathetic glance. (see more)

It´s terrible to know i´m old i´m almst 16 now and soon i´ll be 30 and then i´ll be 40. I´m talking about good old times with friends and family and my back hurts more and more every day... (see more)

im not old but ill know when i get a recliner and ill never want to get up (see more)

When the little brother that you remember your mom being pregnant with.. then changed his diapers is about to turn 21.
Where did time go? I used to feed you with a bottle, and now your drinking from a whole different one!! (see more)

1. It took you 5 minutes to click on this entry.

2. You have preparation H in your pocket.

3. You're only reading this to pass the time until bingo starts.

4. You need your hearing aids to read this joke.

5. You were too lazy too realize that there was no number 3.

6. You fell for number 5.

8. You were too lazy to realize that there was no number 7.

9. In an effort to outsmart today's teenagers, you didn't fall for number 8.

10. After reading number 9 you looked back and realized how stupid you were.

11. You looked back to make sure there was a number 3, but forgot what you were doing. (see more)