Dumbest Question to ask???

When a guy asks a girl:
1) how much she weighs
2) how old she is
and finally...
3) can he do her & her sister together (see more)

I (unfortunately) used to work at Enterprise Rent A Car.
I would answer the phone -
"Thank you for choosing Enterprise Rent a Car"
I heard the following question A LOT -
"Yeah, do ya'll rent CARS?"
NO DUMBASS.. We just call ourselves RENT A CAR to mislead your dumbass!! God, I HATED that job! (see more)

When someone calls you at home and then asks...hey are you home?...lol (see more)

During a presentation by a member of the SWAT team, who was talking about guns and drugs being smuggled into campuses.
Speaker: "I wouldn't be surprised if the buildings on campus start to put in metal detectors."
Incredibly smart girl: "Metal detectors don't detect drugs, do they?"  (see more)

You and your significant other are in bed and your husband/wife rolls over and says your name. You reply with a yeah and then he/she asks, "Are you awake?" (see more)

when your smoking a ciggerette and someone asks you do you smoke? (see more)

Where is the great wall of China? (see more)

when someone calls your phone and you say hello... and the person who CALLED you will ask "WHO'S THIS?"

you called me! i should be asking that.  (see more)

when you are watching a movie and someone asks you: did you see that?!

(no dumbass i came to the movies to stare at the ceiling) (see more)

I HATE it when you call someone and there mother or sister or something ask you "May I please ask who`s calling" I`m like "It`s called CALLER I.D retard. (see more)

How old were you when you were born?
haha. (see more)

"Do you have a bathroom?"

-no, we bought the house that came with no bathrooms.  (see more)

when my someone you know calls you at your stationary phone at home and asks: Where are you? (see more)